Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!

[BleedinRed]

This asshole tried to intimidate us into staying in our of room this morning...

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[BleedinRed]

I finally summoned the testosterone to slip by him.  Tricky part was locking the door.

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[SwahiliSteve]

I finally summoned the testosterone to slip by him.  Tricky part was locking the door.

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it's always mid October and they're out everywhere up there

[buff2.0]

Should have invited him inside for a lovely salad.

[BleedinRed]

I was trying my best to not be on some National Park Advertisement about staying clear of wild animals. 

[buff2.0]

Well yeah but that particular one looks friendly.

I've long since decided that I am destined to die by attempting something like this and having it go terribly wrong.  When I was 16 I petted a baby moose right in front of its mom, just to see what would happen... and I learned that moose are the chillest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom.

[SwahiliSteve]

Well yeah but that particular one looks friendly.

I've long since decided that I am destined to die by attempting something like this and having it go terribly wrong.  When I was 16 I petted a baby moose right in front of its mom, just to see what would happen... and I learned that moose are the chillest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom.

I had never encountered a moose while hiking till a few years ago at st Mary's glacier...early hike and not a lot of people on the trail and I suddenly look over and two moose were to my left feeding in brush. I continue on as I ain't messin with that shit after getting a pic and next thing I know this dumbass hiking down had two dogs off leash who then chase after the moose and we never saw him again. I bet those dogs went all over chasing the moose.

[BleedinRed]

Well yeah but that particular one looks friendly.

I've long since decided that I am destined to die by attempting something like this and having it go terribly wrong.  When I was 16 I petted a baby moose right in front of its mom, just to see what would happen... and I learned that moose are the chillest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom.

I can definetly see how retards get gored to death.  

I was literally sliding down the side of the building 3 feet from that guy.  

He looked at me with those big puppy dog eyes and I just wanted to reach out and pat his head.  

Then he grunted ...

Then I moved really fast....

[BleedinRed]

I had never encountered a moose while hiking till a few years ago at st Mary's glacier...early hike and not a lot of people on the trail and I suddenly look over and two moose were to my left feeding in brush. I continue on as I ain't messin with that shit after getting a pic and next thing I know this dumbass hiking down had two dogs off leash who then chase after the moose and we never saw him again. I bet those dogs went all over chasing the moose.

That guy should be fucking shot and his dogs should have been rehomed.  

[BleedinRed]

I'm convinced all the animals here love humans. Driving through the country and pass a 10 point buck, huge spread, feeding on the side of the road.  We were 6 feet away.  He looks up, makes Betty Davis eyes at me, and goes back to grazing.   

[Spiderham]

I had never encountered a moose while hiking till a few years ago at st Mary's glacier...early hike and not a lot of people on the trail and I suddenly look over and two moose were to my left feeding in brush. I continue on as I ain't messin with that shit after getting a pic and next thing I know this dumbass hiking down had two dogs off leash who then chase after the moose and we never saw him again. I bet those dogs went all over chasing the moose.

I once gave a deer a Certs in Cades Cove. Also saw a bear slap a guy and a whole bunch of blues hairs run for their live. All in the same afternoon. 

[FNG]

I was traveling through Yellowstone with a buddy late one afternoon when we came upon a line of stopped cars. We asked what was going on and someone said that a herd of bison were coming down the road.

I thought that was pretty cool until it occurred to me that I was on a motorcycle.

[BleedinRed]

Lol

[BleedinRed]

Here is tonight's picture...just realized there are two elk in that picture. 

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[pigtacular]

Here is tonight's picture...just realized there are two elk in that picture. 

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Those guys seem right at home.

[Lurk]

I'm convinced all the animals here love humans. Driving through the country and pass a 10 point buck, huge spread, feeding on the side of the road.  We were 6 feet away.  He looks up, makes Betty Davis eyes at me, and goes back to grazing.   

I wouldn't try that during the rut.

[DirkPiggler]

I'm convinced all the animals here love humans. Driving through the country and pass a 10 point buck, huge spread, feeding on the side of the road.  We were 6 feet away.  He looks up, makes Betty Davis eyes at me, and goes back to grazing.   

When we were there over ten years ago a woman was killed by a cow elk.  The poor lady walked out of her apartment and happened to come between the momma and her baby elk.

On Trail Ridge Road at one of the picnic areas we had one come up to us begging for food while we were eating lunch. 

Elk up there are about at numerous as squirrels in my neighborhood.

[Jostlyn mcCocksack]

I once gave a deer a Certs in Cades Cove. Also saw a bear slap a guy and a whole bunch of blues hairs run for their live. All in the same afternoon.

How were his antlers?  Pressed?

[Pigproquo]

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[The Whyte Boar]

I finally summoned the testosterone to slip by him.  Tricky part was locking the door.

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I will give you $100 to rub a little doe urine on yourself, and then bend over and fumble with the lock on the door for a few minutes.  But, your wife has to film it.