Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!

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HogOfWar

#2300
May 22, 2025, 09:54 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on May 22, 2025, 08:05 AMMrs. ManBearPig here forgot to turn on the tornado sirens

https://x.com/WillioHydro/status/1925204487230108096

Ralphie May is alive and well apparently.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

#2301
May 22, 2025, 10:44 AM
I apologize for misgendering the livestock.  It's a theytard.

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1925567957674959246
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

#2302
May 22, 2025, 10:55 AM
i mean it probably takes her a bit to get off the couch and that tornado was moving pretty fast.

Lurk

#2303
May 22, 2025, 11:58 AM
If anyone is deserving of being a weirdo, it's this woman. When you're cursed to look like that, might as well go full crazy. Can you imagine having to work for her?

We need to get every one of them out of positions of authority that DEI put them in. They are mentally ill.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

HTL

#2304
May 22, 2025, 12:15 PM
Is this the artist Jelly Roll?

Lurk

#2305
May 22, 2025, 01:42 PM
I'm not sure even a black dude would hit that.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Son of Spam

#2306
May 22, 2025, 01:58 PM
Quote from: HTL on May 22, 2025, 12:15 PMIs this the artist Jelly Roll?
The monster from the Goonies.
Well, shit...

BASS

#2307
May 22, 2025, 01:59 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on May 22, 2025, 01:58 PMThe monster from the Goonies.

momma jumped back on the train and threw that thing off
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Lurk

#2308
May 22, 2025, 09:27 PM Last Edit: May 22, 2025, 09:34 PM by Lurk
Over 2000 tornado warnings with a whole bunch of PDS tornadoes. They've been a hobby for years and there are more big tornadoes in areas that don't usually get them.
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"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

SwahiliSteve

#2309
May 22, 2025, 09:35 PM
Enjoy your next 7 days of rain
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Corn Pop

#2310
May 22, 2025, 09:43 PM
Quote from: Lurk on May 22, 2025, 11:58 AMIf anyone is deserving of being a weirdo, it's this woman. When you're cursed to look like that, might as well go full crazy. Can you imagine having to work for her?

We need to get every one of them out of positions of authority that DEI put them in. They are mentally ill.

If we're not careful DEI is going to kill us before AI kills us.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Lurk

#2311
May 22, 2025, 09:48 PM
Quote from: Corn Pop on May 22, 2025, 09:43 PMIf we're not careful DEI is going to kill us before AI kills us.
Yeah, LI(limited intelligence) is still the king of dangerous.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Hognrock

#2312
May 23, 2025, 06:45 AM
Quote from: HogOfWar on May 22, 2025, 09:54 AMRalphie May is alive and well apparently.
Quote from: HTL on May 22, 2025, 12:15 PMIs this the artist Jelly Roll?

Excellent hustle. Unlike this thing's ability to perform it's job.

Thin Red Swine

#2313
May 23, 2025, 04:56 PM
Quote from: vegashog on May 22, 2025, 10:55 AMi mean it probably takes her a bit to get off the couch and that tornado was moving pretty fast.

I bet an F5 could lift her it.

Didn't you ever see that flying cow in Twister?

jdcatty

#2314
May 24, 2025, 11:27 AM
Quote from: HTL on May 22, 2025, 12:15 PMIs this the artist Jelly Roll?

No. Jelly Roll has talent
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Lurk

#2315
May 24, 2025, 12:29 PM
Quote from: jdcatty on May 24, 2025, 11:27 AMNo. Jelly Roll has talent
Hard Fought Hallelujah makes my allergies act up bad.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Usafhawg

#2316
May 24, 2025, 08:58 PM
Quote from: Lurk on May 24, 2025, 12:29 PMHard Fought Hallelujah makes my allergies act up bad.
Brandon Lake fan too?

Lurk

#2317
May 24, 2025, 10:33 PM
Quote from: Usafhawg on May 24, 2025, 08:58 PMBrandon Lake fan too?
One of the best voices in the world.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

SwahiliSteve

#2318
May 28, 2025, 12:46 PM
The Saraha dust storm is coming for Florida this weekend and parts of the south
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/saharan-dust-is-heading-toward-florida-heres-whats-going.amp
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

buff2.0

#2319
May 28, 2025, 12:55 PM
Great, more aidsdirt flying around
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."
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