Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!

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Lurk

"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Cornhogio

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 28, 2025, 12:55 PMGreat, more aidsdirt flying around

Gotta start calling you Butter, because you are on a roll!
Never squat with your spurs on!

Third_down_draw


Cerdo

It has rained so steadily all spring long that you often get the same whiff of a smell that you can around the ocean and low tide now in certain areas. 

It's been a good spring for planting trees and shit, just a long steady run of rain for months. 

PorkyPig

I think I've run my sprinkler about 3 times.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Cerdo on Jun 09, 2025, 08:17 AMIt has rained so steadily all spring long that you often get the same whiff of a smell that you can around the ocean and low tide now in certain areas. 

It's been a good spring for planting trees and shit, just a long steady run of rain for months. 
and looks like yall get more this week. We have unprecedented rain here nearly every week...it's green and we need it but fuck I'm over rain.
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

BleedinRed

It has been a wet spring in Houston too.  Stormed this morning with more rain this week.

We are getting enough to stay green but not so much it is a misserable muddy mess.  I love it.  Reminds me of when we first moved to Houston in 2002.  It rained so much that I though we had moved to a tropic oasis.

BASS

I don't mind rain at all. I just don't like being cold when it rains.

I shoulda married a Hawaiian and moved there.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Lurk

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 17, 2025, 08:30 AMNature is scary

https://x.com/wxfantasies/status/1934786072346607883
That was badass! It just sat in one place and all the storm chasers played chicken seeing who could get the closest. Ryan Hall kept saying if I wasn't watching this live, I'd think it was AI. It was perfect, out in the middle of nowhere and didn't move much.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Borenutz

Quote from: Lurk on Jun 17, 2025, 11:07 AMThat was badass! It just sat in one place and all the storm chasers played chicken seeing who could get the closest. Ryan Hall kept saying if I wasn't watching this live, I'd think it was AI. It was perfect, out in the middle of nowhere and didn't move much.

No shit. I thought it was AI.

DRYANKNPULL

I thought the ones that don't appear to be moving are the bad ones. Means it's either coming at you or going away. 50-50 shot at whirly death.

Lurk

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Jun 17, 2025, 12:18 PMI thought the ones that don't appear to be moving are the bad ones. Means it's either coming at you or going away. 50-50 shot at whirly death.
Yep, it always irritates me when people are filming for a while and it's obviously going to miss them and they run inside just as the video is getting good. I've seen a couple where the people were filming an approaching tornado pwith a car in the foreground for a good 5-7 minutes that they could have loaded up and got out of the way. Ran inside instead.

If someone can't read a radar by now, they deserve what they get.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

DRYANKNPULL

Quote from: Lurk on Jun 17, 2025, 12:42 PMYep, it always irritates me when people are filming for a while and it's obviously going to miss them and they run inside just as the video is getting good. I've seen a couple where the people were filming an approaching tornado pwith a car in the foreground for a good 5-7 minutes that they could have loaded up and got out of the way. Ran inside instead.

If someone can't read a radar by now, they deserve what they get.

That's the damn truth. My kids are in their early 20's now. When they were babies and we were out on Greers Ferry, if a cloud blew up anywhere, you had to get.

buff2.0

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Jun 17, 2025, 12:18 PMI thought the ones that don't appear to be moving are the bad ones. Means it's either coming at you or going away. 50-50 shot at whirly death.

Liking in central Oklahoma (which oddly enough I miss) taught me two things.  One, if the wind stops blowing, shelter.  Two, if the 'nader isn't moving, it's actually heading toward you. 

I also learned dating nurses can be dangerous because they think they can stitch you up well enough to hide the fact that they stabbed you.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

what weather app do yous guys use? I've been using Open Weather but lately it's like their forecast is the opposite of what actually happens.

Friday when it came a monsoon it "wasn't raining at all"...then later it cleared up and it said it was raining...then after that it was for sure going to clear up and it came another steady downpour. Ended up ruining some testing equipment on a job site over the deal.

Yesterday I was figuring on getting on a rooftop to service a unit...app said it's gonna rain by 2 pm and stay raining. So I get their around 11 ish...immediately it begins to rain. So I nope out on that shit. By the time I got back to town the sky was clear, sun out and all was well in the world. So I ended up opting to go back over to the rooftop unit around 3:30 ish...got everything set up and whammy the fucking sky went from sunshine to now we're back to stormy weather. I had to fix an ac unit in the rain and then scuba dive off the roof top down a slippery ladder and it's all because of Open Weather.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Lurk

Quote from: animal on Jun 17, 2025, 01:17 PMwhat weather app do yous guys use? I've been using Open Weather but lately it's like their forecast is the opposite of what actually happens.

Friday when it came a monsoon it "wasn't raining at all"...then later it cleared up and it said it was raining...then after that it was for sure going to clear up and it came another steady downpour. Ended up ruining some testing equipment on a job site over the deal.

Yesterday I was figuring on getting on a rooftop to service a unit...app said it's gonna rain by 2 pm and stay raining. So I get their around 11 ish...immediately it begins to rain. So I nope out on that shit. By the time I got back to town the sky was clear, sun out and all was well in the world. So I ended up opting to go back over to the rooftop unit around 3:30 ish...got everything set up and whammy the fucking sky went from sunshine to now we're back to stormy weather. I had to fix an ac unit in the rain and then scuba dive off the roof top down a slippery ladder and it's all because of Open Weather.


For local weather, I use Arkansas Storm Team app. It's Yakobian. Has hourly forecast that's usually pretty good. Radar is basic but good
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

BASS

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 17, 2025, 01:15 PMI also learned dating nurses can be dangerous because they think they can stitch you up well enough to hide the fact that they stabbed you.

my mother was a nurse.  i didn't go to a doctor or hospital unless i needed an x-ray or an internal organ was on the outside of the body. 

stitches, steri-strips or butterflies made from tape were also used often when stitches were needed, all done at home.

probably goes in the new bass' love life thread, but a dating pro-tip, don't date a woman in nursing school.  you will be their guinea pig for starting iv's, etc.  my first wife was in nursing school while we were dating. 
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: BASS on Jun 17, 2025, 01:52 PMmy mother was a nurse.  i didn't go to a doctor or hospital unless i needed an x-ray or an internal organ was on the outside of the body. 

stitches, steri-strips or butterflies made from tape were also used often when stitches were needed, all done at home.

probably goes in the new bass' love life thread, but a dating pro-tip, don't date a woman in nursing school.  you will be their guinea pig for starting iv's, etc.  my first wife was in nursing school while we were dating. 

Follow up question.  What situation while dating required an IV?