2026 Razorback Baseball

[Rocky Mountain Hog]

5 Ks through 3 innings sounds about right.

[BleedinRed]

Helfrick blasts one over the right field wall. 

Stewart with the base hit.  

Let's put up a crooked number.  

[Hogfan58]

Helfrick goes yard 1-0 us

[DirkPiggler]

Just checking in to say FUCK YO COUCH LAWTIGER on behalf of my brother in Christ Ryder Helfrick.

[Feral]

And of course with 2 on we go strikeout strikeout to only leave the 4th with a 1-0 lead.

7 strikeouts tonight through 4.

[Feral]

Let's put up a crooked number. 

Gaeckle back to being completely incapable of finding the zone. Base loaded no outs.

Auburn is about to put up a crooked number.

[buff2.0]

How many screws are in the moon and which way do they turn?

Cheese spheres don't have the structural integrity to support theirselfs on screws without crumbling.

[Barton Fink]

Whew

[buff2.0]

Do other teams get comfortable when we have a lead on them?

[Barton Fink]

I don't think I would look any worse than Pompey if I had an AB.

[BASS]

That's like getting a date with a girl that has a great personality

[Feral]

Gaeckle does not need to start anymore.

Cannot hit his spots and just nibbles.

[Barton Fink]

Of course

[buff2.0]

We don't do baseball stuff too good

[BleedinRed]

One of the worst fucking teams Dave has put together in over 10 years.  Embarrassing.  

[buff2.0]

Gaeck doesn't seem to have any confidence in himself right now

[Feral]

One of the worst fucking teams Dave has put together in over 10 years.  Embarrassing. 

Definitely the worst defense and pitching staffs DVH has trotted out.

[Feral]

Gaeck doesn't seem to have any confidence in himself right now

I blame DVH for trying again to force him into a starter role when he's a natural reliever.

This is exactly what happened last year when they tried to make him a starter. No confidence, nibbled, couldn't hit his slots, and drove up his pitch counts. 

[Feral]

Feels like Auburn should be kicking our ass right now.

Second inning in a row they've loaded the bases with no outs, and they've had a shitload of traffic on the base paths.

[Feral]

Welp, that's probably game over.

Auburn plates their 3rd run, bases still loaded and no outs, and our offense is the drizzle shits as usual.