Sam Pittman Tread of Stupidity, Despair, Frustration

Started by Texzilla, Aug 29, 2025, 10:00 AM

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Thin Red Swine

Who is Texas Tech's coach?

Maybe we can see about getting him a raise to stay there.



bigpig

Good thing Bazzel isn't a dumb bimbo with more hair product in his brain than cells.
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WaywardMemphian


buff2.0

I've said it a lot of times. Our general fan base deserves this. We've spent decades swallowing every drop of little ol' Arkansas that the university has fucked down our throats.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Yeah today went from some chance we have a mediocre season and Sam is retained, to 100% certainty ibbidy ibbidy, that's all folks.

The switch was flipped, the die is cast.

Feral

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 20, 2025, 07:24 PMI've said it a lot of times. Our general fan base deserves this. We've spent decades swallowing every drop of little ol' Arkansas that the university has fucked down our throats.

Along with buying hook line and sinker our media's bullshit about how we "do things the right way" and how paying players is "cheating."

Paying players is basically codified law and yet chuds like Irwin still talk about schools "cheating." That, along with weak, feckless, performative AD who fought it for years, is precisely the type of shit that gets you lapped in NIL and sets your program back a decade.

animal

You could give this staff the fucking Buffalo Bills and I'd have high confidence we'd go 9-3. And for you dumb son of bitches that wasn't a complement 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

FNG

The 12 Woopiggas that predicted 4-8 or worse are beginning to look like a bunch of Norman Einsteins.

Borenutz

Quote from: animal on Sep 20, 2025, 08:22 PMYou could give this staff the fucking Buffalo Bills and I'd have high confidence we'd go 9-3. And for you dumb son of bitches that wasn't a complement

Sons and compliment. Just sayin.

animal

Quote from: Borenutz on Sep 20, 2025, 08:26 PMSons and compliment. Just sayin.
Well fucking hell. I'll just go photosynthesis myself. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Spiderham

#151
Seems like the place to ask who is next?(Don't say stupid shit like Gruden or Gus).Go get a young hungry coach.  My list in no particular order:
USF:  Alex Golesh
UTSA:  Jeff Traylor
Tulane:  Jon Sumrall
Texas State:  GJ Kinne
Memphis:  Ryan Silverfield
SMU:  Rhett Laslee
Oak Grove in the house.

buff2.0

Quote from: animal on Sep 20, 2025, 08:29 PMWell fucking hell. I'll just go photosynthesis myself.


The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Hizog

Quote from: Spiderham on Sep 20, 2025, 09:17 PMSeems like the place to ask who is next?(Don't say stupid shit like Gruden or Gus).Go get a young hungry coach.  My list in no particular order:
USF:  Alex Golesh
UTSA:  Jeff Traylor
Tulane:  Jon Sumrall
Texas State:  GJ Kinne
Memphis:  Ryan Silverfield
SMU:  Rhett Laslee


Clark Lea at Vandy

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

bigpig

Syracuse coach Fran Brown

Defensive background
Does more with less

Favors big offenses.



If not him, someone like him.
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Borenutz

Quote from: Spiderham on Sep 20, 2025, 09:17 PMSeems like the place to ask who is next?(Don't say stupid shit like Gruden or Gus).Go get a young hungry coach.  My list in no particular order:
USF:  Alex Golesh
UTSA:  Jeff Traylor
Tulane:  Jon Sumrall
Texas State:  GJ Kinne
Memphis:  Ryan Silverfield
SMU:  Rhett Laslee


I don't have a problem with that order. All >>>>>>>> Sam.

Hizog

Quote from: Pig Benis on Sep 20, 2025, 09:26 PMHe won't leave.

I don't think he's a lifer at Vandy, but I also don't think he's would take a step down and go to Arkansas.

Natty_Ice

Quote from: Hizog on Sep 20, 2025, 09:29 PMI don't think he's a lifer at Vandy, but I also don't think he's would take a step down and go to Arkansas.

It hurts cause its true
Things of that nature

CardHog

Quote from: Spiderham on Sep 20, 2025, 09:17 PMSeems like the place to ask who is next?(Don't say stupid shit like Gruden or Gus).Go get a young hungry coach.  My list in no particular order:
USF:  Alex Golesh
UTSA:  Jeff Traylor
Tulane:  Jon Sumrall
Texas State:  GJ Kinne
Memphis:  Ryan Silverfield
SMU:  Rhett Laslee


Gruden