Sam Pittman Tread of Stupidity, Despair, Frustration

[mde114]

We can't hire Petrino.  We might have upwards of 30 something players hit the portal every year and max out at six or seven wins.  Oh wait...

I'm fine if 30 players off this years team leave. Good riddance.

[Spiderham]

Reminds me of an old Spurrier quote about Vandy.  I paraphrase...
"The good news is that Vandy has 18 returning starters back from last year's team.
The bad news is that they have 18 returning starters back from a team that won 3 football games."

[Feral]

Reminds me of an old Spurrier quote about Vandy.  I paraphrase...
"The good news is that Vandy has 18 returning starters back from last year's team.
The bad news is that they have 18 returning starters back from a team that won 3 football games."

Holtz had a similar quote.

"We return a lot of experience, but it's the bad kind."

[Cornhogio]

I'm fine if 30 players off this years team leave. Good riddance.

Same.  There's obviously a locker room/culture issue.  Flush anyone that's part of the problem, giving no fucks who it is friend equipment room to AD.

[The Whyte Boar]

No depth chart changes.  Sam is just trying to get fired at this point and/or doing the absolute minimum because he knows he is gone.  What a shithead.

[Show-Me Hog]

There's obviously a locker room/culture issue. 

Master of the Obvious and late to the party but it starts at the top. That calm press conference says it all. Sam brings neither fear nor inspiration (these are related). Just depression and plodding.

Not even pride will motivate most players now that $$$ is involved. "I got mine." Either they're out of eligibility at the end of year, or they will transfer.

You just thought Vietnam was a quagmire. It ain't got nothing on our football program.

[red death]

No depth chart changes.  Sam is just trying to get fired at this point and/or doing the absolute minimum because he knows he is gone.  What a shithead.

This is not a bad thing.  At this point, do we want him to succeed?

No, no we do not.  And he has to pay the guys we spent all our money on anyway.  We spent MONEY on this defense to be terrible.

But I'm telling you, based on history, that we will probably beat Notre Dame this weekend by the Razorback devil siren succucurse, and Sam will turn on the dookbox. 

[mde114]

If they don't fire Sam after the ND game with a bye week ahead, then you'll know we're broke.

Goddam Okie Lite had no issue paying $15M to run off Gundy.

[animal]

Sam looked downright unbothered by the Memphis performance. Hell he even said we're doing things the right way (when we don't fumble or int or fail to tackle or let a 200lb backup sunbelt QB billy goat a 400lb sack of shit 8 yards for a first down) Other than that we're practically 4-0. 

Basically if we were better coached we would be 4-0, ranked and ripe for the kill on national tv.

[Sus-Scrofa]

This is not a bad thing.  At this point, do we want him to succeed?

No, no we do not.  And he has to pay the guys we spent all our money on anyway.  We spent MONEY on this defense to be terrible.

But I'm telling you, based on history, that we will probably beat Notre Dame this weekend by the Razorback devil siren succucurse, and Sam will turn on the dookbox. 

I will be equally mad if we beat Notre Dame because:

Basically if we were better coached we would be 4-0, ranked and ripe for the kill on national tv.

[The Whyte Boar]

I'd be even more angry about beating Notre Dame.  Watching mediocrity be celebrated in maddening.

[egregious]

Goddam Okie Lite had no issue paying $15M to run off Gundy.

I will admit that I have been coasting the last couple of years, I am nowhere near the poster I used to be.

I can be run off for only $150,000, a real bargain.

[Third_down_draw]

Sam looked downright unbothered by the Memphis performance. Hell he even said we're doing things the right way (when we don't fumble or int or fail to tackle or let a 200lb backup sunbelt QB billy goat a 400lb sack of shit 8 yards for a first down) Other than that we're practically 4-0.

Basically if we were better coached we would be 4-0, ranked and ripe for the kill on national tv.

He has been unburdened by what is beer

[Spiderham]

I will admit that I have been coasting the last couple of years, I am nowhere near the poster I used to be.

I can be run off for only $150,000, a real bargain.

If you were HTL we might scrape together the cash. 

[buff2.0]

Because we're Arkansas I'm guessing we fire Sam, retain HY, but let a committee hire the next football coach do whatever Quinn Grovey tells them to do in regards to hiring the next football coach without HY's input.

https://x.com/adamford92/status/1970546837854781833?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

[SwahiliSteve]

Because we're Arkansas I'm guessing we fire Sam, retain HY, but let a committee hire the next football coach do whatever Quinn Grovey tells them to do in regards to hiring the next football coach without HY's input.

https://x.com/adamford92/status/1970546837854781833?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

well no shit Sherlock

[egregious]

If you were HTL we might scrape together the cash. 

  That is what I was thinking!

[razor5396]

Because we're Arkansas I'm guessing we fire Sam, retain HY, but let a committee hire the next football coach do whatever Quinn Grovey tells them to do in regards to hiring the next football coach without HY's input.

https://x.com/adamford92/status/1970546837854781833?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

Miss Lippy's car is green.

[piglosopher]

Because we're Arkansas I'm guessing we fire Sam, retain HY, but let a committee hire the next football coach do whatever Quinn Grovey tells them to do in regards to hiring the next football coach without HY's input.

https://x.com/adamford92/status/1970546837854781833?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

I'm reading it as he's mocking those "insiders" like pork rind jimmy and whoever loudmouth that claims to know.

[animal]

Because we're Arkansas I'm guessing we fire Sam, retain HY, but let a committee hire the next football coach do whatever Quinn Grovey tells them to do in regards to hiring the next football coach without HY's input.

https://x.com/adamford92/status/1970546837854781833?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

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