Sam Pittman Tread of Stupidity, Despair, Frustration

Started by Texzilla, Aug 29, 2025, 10:00 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Lurk

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 27, 2025, 09:14 PMSam: "This will be my last job."

HY: "Cool, here's a raise."

Sam: "I mean it now, whether I get fired or retire first I won't coach anywhere after I leave this place.  Cobeer and a lake are calling my name."

HY: "Alright, you got my balls in a salad shooter here... here's a big buyout too."

Sam: ".... I'm not the dumbest person in this room, am I?"
:maundoed:
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

wmr

Quote from: TC on Sep 27, 2025, 09:04 PMThere was no market for Sam Pittman. We took a flier on him because no one else wanted the job. That was the market we faced. So what did HY do? Gave him a raise and a stupid buyout after a single 9 win season. Lets not pretend we were competing with the market. No one was coming after Sam Pittman.

I don't understand why people completely forget this.  We hired a guy that Arkansas fucking State would not have hired, because Yurachek had no plan B when he got destroyed by Ole Miss in the negotiations for Kiffin.

He's a stupid motherfucker.
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

TC

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 27, 2025, 09:14 PMSam: "This will be my last job."

HY: "Cool, here's a raise."

Sam: "I mean it now, whether I get fired or retire first I won't coach anywhere after I leave this place.  Cobeer and a lake are calling my name."

HY: "Alright, you got my balls in a salad shooter here... here's a big buyout too."

Sam: ".... I'm not the dumbest person in this room, am I?"

Pefecto!

 :thumb_up:

DirkPiggler

Quote from: vegashog on Sep 27, 2025, 08:04 PMalex golesh makes $3.5 mil, sumrall at tulane $3 mil. there are good young guys out there with some hc experience. the fans will have to be patient for a couple of years.

lunney runs bert's offense, and not too well. going into today ranked 63rd in total offense, 118th in rushing.

I like Golesh. 

Fuck no on Sumrall.  As I've posted before, he currently has the same OC as we had here under Morris.   Anyone who saw that shitshow and thought that guy was ever going to be competent enough to coordinate an offense should be automatically disqualified. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

buff2.0

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Sep 27, 2025, 07:11 PMMemphis is losing to FAU right now.

55-26 now. They've owned the second half.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar


DRYANKNPULL

Quote from: vegashog on Sep 27, 2025, 08:44 PMlook around at the buyouts for coaches that are on or near the hotseat, it could be a lot worse.

not defending yurachek, but it's not that bad when you have a little context.

All of that is true. My question is, what would have happened if Yuachek had just said a hard no to that?


vegashog

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Sep 27, 2025, 09:46 PMAll of that is true. My question is, what would have happened if Yuachek had just said a hard no to that?
not saying he didn't do the wrong thing at all. he did.

i'm just ready to move on.

DRYANKNPULL

Quote from: vegashog on Sep 27, 2025, 09:52 PMnot saying he didn't do the wrong thing at all. he did.

i'm just ready to move on.

Me too and I think everybody agrees that it was a bad idea. I'm just wondering what would have happened if he just said no?  Would Sam have walked?

bigpig

First you ask JB Hunt or someone to help us shell out for a coach, akin to Tyson/Cal.

Then, you call Saban ask him if he'll come back for 10m a year or something crazy like that.

Then, you start looking at up and comers
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Hizog

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 27, 2025, 08:15 PMSumrall has a KY connection if their job comes available.

So far you have openings for:
Virginia Tech
Okie Lite

Other likely openings...
Us
FL
KY

Feels like I'm missing someone

Possibly Clemson

vegashog

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on Sep 27, 2025, 09:56 PMMe too and I think everybody agrees that it was a bad idea. I'm just wondering what would have happened if he just said no?  Would Sam have walked?
best i can tell, he was offered the extension. there's nothing i've read that shows he went to yurachek with a demand.

Texzilla

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 27, 2025, 07:35 PMI'd hire someone from the SD St, ND St, Montana St coaching tree. Those teams win, play physical and I would think the coaches are looking to move up. They would be use to the "talent" we have.

Those guys often play great football but the sec game is different for money , portal, recruiting.  I'd be looking for someone that was a SEC coordinator of note and then maybe hc at a lesser p4/ g5 school with some success.  Or if we got the bucks steal a coach that's capable of being on a dais with Cal and DVH. 

It's all moot until we see Sam is fired.

TC

Quote from: vegashog on Sep 27, 2025, 10:02 PMbest i can tell, he was offered the extension. there's nothing i've read that shows he went to yurachek with a demand.

https://edition.hotsr.com/article/281736978090435

TC


bigpig

Oh,well if he says it, sounds to me like we've recently become flush with cash.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Texzilla

Sam always said he'd never coach elsewhere.  This was the last stop. He wouldn't have to be fired.  Then he fired his lifelong agent and signed with Sexton. Regardless there was no leverage.  Want more money? "Sorry, Coach out your contract.  Thanks for pulling the program out of the shit. We can now attract a better coach."

Yuri bent over and gave Sam this ridiculous contract.  With a goofy buyout and the .500 goal.  That should have been based on SEC games not all games.  Yuri set it up for a. Bama A&M to count the same as Georgia.  Big raise.  $42 mill is what he'll steal from the RF. 

animal

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

RazorB

HY screwed over dedicated fans with unnecessary ticket realignments. He lets players from mediocre seasons choose the coach and then gets swindled after a 9 win season. And we wonder why money is now tight.

Clean house.