Sam Pittman Tread of Stupidity, Despair, Frustration

[HTL]

First you ask JB Hunt or someone to help us shell out for a coach, akin to Tyson/Cal.

Then, you call Saban ask him if he'll come back for 10m a year or something crazy like that.

Then, you start looking at up and comers

Give the Walton kids the entire Buffalo River watershed if that's what it takes to get them involved.

[PHARMHOG]

We need this as a coach. No more Ol' Col' Beer.

I like the emotion of him feeling it and looking like he is jacked on toot with a testosterone level >2000.

https://x.com/notthefakeDNP/status/1972138848890265998

[animal]

Speaking of which where is BoomMotherfucker these days. I feel we haven't completely decimated this program enough.

[buff2.0]

Speaking of which where is BoomMotherfucker these days. I feel we haven't completely decimated this program enough.

Apparently he's stepped away from coaching to spend more time with his son who's a Sophomore at Vandy. 

[buff2.0]

We need this as a coach. No more Ol' Col' Beer.

I like the emotion of him feeling it and looking like he is jacked on toot with a testosterone level >2000.

Sir, this is Arkansas, the birthplace of #Integrity.  We need a professional, not some guy acting like a coked up Dr. Seuss character.  If he can't act like he's been there before, how will we ever get old boomers to pay us money to walk through he A to a crowd full of golf claps?

[Son of Spam]

2-10 incoming. Fire the fat fuck.

[flash23]

First you ask JB Hunt or someone to help us shell out for a coach, akin to Tyson/Cal.

Then, you call Saban ask him if he'll come back for 10m a year or something crazy like that.

Then, you start looking at up and comers

Wasn't Saban pretty close to 10m/yr at Bama when he called it quits?

If they really are sweating it out over 3mil we aren't offering anyone close to 10mil. You just know we're going to offer Gus the keys to the program again, and when he says no we'll go after Lashlee or Odom, then we'll give Lunney Jr a call.

Or we'll just skip all those steps and see if Petrino wants to coach despite the fact that his 10-11 win coaching days are over.

[Texzilla]

First you ask JB Hunt or someone to help us shell out for a coach, akin to Tyson/Cal.

Then, you call Saban ask him if he'll come back for 10m a year or something crazy like that.

Something crazy like $10 mil?  He was making $11.1 at Bama.  Why would an old man, who retired because he hates the portal and NIL, take on our trainwreck?

[egregious]

Lanning was the DC at Georgia when he got the job.  He was born in 1986.

Scour the most successful teams, decide which they are better at, offense or defense, and get that coordinator off one of those teams.

Alternately, he was a grad assistant at Alabama in 2015.  Brent Key was also there that year.  Get somebody off that staff.

Give them 3 years to get to at least 9 wins.  Repeat until you get the right one.

[Texzilla]

Without beans it's just ground beef soup.  Sam Pittman even puts it over spaghetti noodles.

Sam grew up in Oklahoma and his wife is from Kansas.  That's some kind of Midwest perversion going back to the depression. Chili Mac like we got slopped in third grade. Sam knows chili like he knows football.

I could give a shit how you eat your bean soup. 

[buff2.0]

Gotta have a punch of cinnamon in it to really open up the flavor too

[SwahiliSteve]

https://x.com/on3sports/status/1972346059935608945?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g

Praise Jesus

[buff2.0]

He gone. 

Bobby is interim.

HY still hasn't been publicly castrated with a pair of moldy chopsticks.

[Barton Fink]

He gone. 

Bobby is interim.

HY still hasn't been publicly castrated with a pair of moldy chopsticks.

Has Bobby fired TWill yet?

[Texzilla]

Amazed it happened actually.  The spinelessness is endemic but I guess they capitulated.

Good bye fucking Sam. Hope your lake house sinks into the goo and you can leave the state.  Hope they enforce the offset and you have to take a job at someplace like UAPB.  Fuck you and your laziness, stupidity, and ineptitude.  An embarrassment to the program and state.  Move back to fucking Oklahoma.

[TheOtherWhiteMeat]

[Lurk]

Now, he needs to complete his redemption story by making us successful again.

[vegashog]

Amazed it happened actually.  The spinelessness is endemic but I guess they capitulated.

Good bye fucking Sam. Hope your lake house sinks into the goo and you can leave the state.  Hope they enforce the offset and you have to take a job at someplace like UAPB.  Fuck you and your laziness, stupidity, and ineptitude.  An embarrassment to the program and state.  Move back to fucking Oklahoma.

his contract says he has to look for a d1 head coaching job or assistant in the nfl. there won't be any mitigation.

[Feral]

Has Bobby fired TWill yet?

That has to be the next head to roll

[Barton Fink]

It's gonna be interesting to see how Petrino does the remainder of the year. This is likely his last shot at a P4 job.