Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread

Started by Too Big Pig, Nov 15, 2025, 08:12 AM

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Show-Me Hog

We don't even know how to crowd the line of scrimmage correctly.

We are laughable.

arreferee

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 15, 2025, 03:02 PMLooked like he went to the ground with it and had it...hitting the ground didn't cause the ball to come out. 

My beef is with the rule rather than the call. 

I don't fault you there. There are several rules that are screwy.

HTL

And you losers want this guy to be the head coach.

HogglyWoggly


buff2.0

Quote from: Keyser Soooie on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PMPittman/Petrino, doesn't matter, the close losses continue.

We're a team of losers.  On that third down run we were more worried about not missing the tackle than we were about making the tackle to stop the first down. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: HogglyWoggly on Nov 15, 2025, 03:05 PMGod hates the Razorbacks

Nolan ain't getting any younger.  Better get that statue built.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink

Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PMAnd you losers want this guy to be the head coach.

We have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PMWe don't even know how to crowd the line of scrimmage correctly.

We are laughable.

Yeah and we didn't do anything exotic to try to disrupt them. I don't guess we have a run blitz in our playbook. 

Spiderham

Stop saying the boot stays in Baton Rouge for the 46th time. 
Just fucking stupid. 
Did Bazzel start the trophy game in childhood?
Oak Grove in the house.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PMWe have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.

So LSU has the second worst? This is our closest loss.

vegashog

this program is cursed, snakebit, whatever the fuck you want to call it. right or wrong, the stink is on everyone of the players and coaches. just get this shit over with.


DirkPiggler

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PMWe have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.

Our talent is no worse than MSU, Kentucky, etc.  The difference between us and the rest of the bottom 5-6 is minuscule at best. 


We have the worst defensive talent, but are mid pack at worst offensively.  They just have the loser's mentality from their original head coach.

Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 15, 2025, 03:08 PMSo LSU has the second worst? This is our closest loss.

One game is a judgement of talent?

HTL

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:06 PMWe have the worst talent in the SEC. Not a coach breathing would change that.
He's washed. I realize this is like when some of you realized Santa wasn't real.

TC

Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:04 PMAnd you losers want this guy to be the head coach.

Zero depth and very little talent and a losers culture thanks to your boys recruiting prowess. You'd know that matters if you knew ball.

HTL

Quote from: TC on Nov 15, 2025, 03:12 PMZero depth and very little talent thanks to your boys recruiting prowess. You'd know that matters if you knew ball.
Bobby would not be a candidate for any decent job. Just stop. No one has stackable depth in this era. Countless penalties, poor clock management, handpicked QB mistake after mistake. Thankfully, he was always far down the list.

TC

Quote from: HTL on Nov 15, 2025, 03:14 PMBobby would not be a candidate for any decent job. Just stop. No one has stackable depth in this era. Countless penalties, poor clock management, handpicked QB mistake after mistake. Thankfully, he was always far down the list.

You PDS is even worse than your TDS. It's really impressive.

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 03:11 PMOne game is a judgement of talent?

I don't know. You're the talent expert.

We've been down this road. It's not a single issue.

Even if one subscribes to the theory that the coaching has stretched the low talent to get in position in so many games, they'd break through one of them if he's that much of a miracle worker.