Hogs at Vanburn game thread - ESPN 5PM

Started by Pig Benis, Jan 10, 2026, 12:34 AM

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Pig Benis

I'm deep in the brown water and it's technically game day so might as well go ahead and get this started. Hogs are 1.5 point underdogs. The total is 171.5 so Vegas expects this to be an uptempo game...or a foul fest.

I don't feel great about this one because Auburn's backs are to the wall and it's a must win for them. Not to mention a great home court advantage. They'll be pissed after that game against the Aggots so we'll have to match the intensity but it really isn't a must win for us. That's my way of saying if we lose it isn't my fault.

Having said all that we have Darius Acuff. Let's steal one and keep the streak going.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

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Quote from: Pig Benis on Jan 10, 2026, 12:34 AMI'm deep in the brown water and it's technically game day so might as well go ahead and get this started. Hogs are 1.5 point underdogs. The total is 171.5 so Vegas expects this to be an uptempo game...or a foul fest.

I don't feel great about this one because Auburn's backs are to the wall and it's a must win for them. Not to mention a great home court advantage. They'll be pissed after that game against the Aggots so we'll have to match the intensity but it really isn't a must win for us. That's my way of saying if we lose it isn't my fault.

Having said all that we have Darius Acuff. Let's steal one and keep the streak going.

Maybe your best work yet.

Go Hogs!

Hogfan58

I need help and I know it.

BASS

I have a feeling we'll roll them. So it's my fault if we lose.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.


BASS

9:30 left in this zona tcu game. We'll probably start on the u or the ocho.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism


BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Corn Pop

Damn. Gotta go to the app to see the start.
I really don't care, Margaret.


Son of Spam

We never start on time on the channel indicated. Ever. No matter the sport.
Well, shit...

Corn Pop

Scrolling my app, there's a million games, but not the Arkansas v Auburn game.
I really don't care, Margaret.

BASS

Ugh. The app says the game doesn't start until tomorrow at 5 and won't start the broadcast. Fix your shit Disney. Oh wait somehow I found the relevant for the Auburn game on the 18th but can't find today's in the search.

Still, fix your shit Disney.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism



Show-Me Hog

Quote from: BASS on Jan 10, 2026, 05:08 PMUgh. The app says the game doesn't start until tomorrow at 5 and won't start the broadcast. Fix your shit Disney. Oh wait somehow I found the relevant for the Auburn game on the 18th but can't find today's in the search.

Still, fix your shit Disney.

A hack is to go to the Channels section of ESPN app and select ESPNews. Tipping now

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 10, 2026, 05:11 PMA hack is to go to the Channels section of ESPN app and select ESPNews. Tipping now

Of course they fucked it a couple of minutes in but then the main icon was there.

Sus-Scrofa

Pringle's miss and the missed lob to Brazile.  

Want those two back.