Hogs at Vanburn game thread - ESPN 5PM

Started by Pig Benis, Jan 10, 2026, 12:34 AM

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Hogfan58

Have we forgotten how to drive to the basket?
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jdcatty

How many games have we been down in the first half this year?  Seems like several.  Usually not at the half though.
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BASS

Damn. We're playing really good half court defense and it doesn't matter.
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Son of Spam

No defense and shooting threes. Not a great plan.
Well, shit...

BASS

Let's get it back to single digits by half
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Corn Pop

We've taken several body blows but we're still standing. Need to get it under ten by half.
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Barton Fink

Auburn's playing us to shoot 3s. Cutting off the lanes.

jdcatty

A few minutes ago they said we were 6-16 from 3.  That's way too many this early.
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Zoso

#50
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 10, 2026, 05:52 PMNo defense and shooting threes. Not a great plan.

We were playing pretty good D up until the last minute.

Edit: we are not playing D.

jdcatty

One offensive rebound.  Can't win with that.
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buff2.0

Quote from: BASS on Jan 10, 2026, 05:54 PMLet's get it back to single digits by half

We're gonna get it up to more double digits instead
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BASS

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Thin Red Swine

47 points before halftime is not an indication of generally good defense, for any stretch.

Corn Pop

Uh oh. That might've been the knockout punch.
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Sus-Scrofa

#56
They've just shut our offense down.

BASS

In half court we've been in their face and their still burying shots. And in transition.
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BASS

Fuck your feelings
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Hogfan58

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