Hogs at Vanburn game thread - ESPN 5PM

Started by Pig Benis, Jan 10, 2026, 12:34 AM

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Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa

Someone needs to explain the acceptable shades of red to Cal.

HogglyWoggly

So why did Daddy Pearl retire? I missed all of that.

Show-Me Hog

We look like ass but if we can stop looking like ass we might win this.

BASS

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 10, 2026, 05:28 PMWe look like ass but if we can stop looking like ass we might win this.

Spot fucking on
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Quote from: BASS on Jan 10, 2026, 10:01 AMI have a feeling we'll roll them. So it's my fault if we lose.

Goddammit bass, you stupid motherfucker
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

vegashog


Show-Me Hog


Son of Spam

We are shooting all threes. If we can't get inside, we are cooked.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa

They aren't going to score 30 every ten minutes 

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Barton Fink

Keep it inside/around 10. We'll make a run at some point.

red death

Who is this piece of shit cocksucking announcer?

He's talked about nothing but Auburn.

Does he work for Auburn?  Auburn this.  Auburn that. My Ole Miss friend, who doesn't give a shit about either, is sitting here and he's like I haven't heard him say anything at all about Arkansas. Just what Auburn needs to do...

"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

Show-Me Hog



buff2.0

Ride the hot hand. Let Ewin shoot lol.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."