Hogs at Vanburn game thread - ESPN 5PM

Started by Pig Benis, Jan 10, 2026, 12:34 AM

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buff2.0

#60
Jan 10, 2026, 06:07 PM
Quote from: BASS on Jan 10, 2026, 06:00 PMI'm a ra-tard

You just have a very unlucky demon.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa

#61
Jan 10, 2026, 06:08 PM
Let me get our first "is it baseball season yet?" of the year in here.

buff2.0

#62
Jan 10, 2026, 06:09 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Jan 10, 2026, 06:08 PMLet me get our first "is it baseball season yet?" of the year in here.

Kozeal went duck hunting today and got his leg chewed off by a beaver.  Might as well turn your attention to softball instead.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Corn Pop

#63
Jan 10, 2026, 06:17 PM
Looks bleak but we've come from 15 back to win before, I think, but I'm into the scotch a bit, I might be misremembering through Hog-colored glasses. Apologies to the great John Conlee.
I really don't care, Margaret.

BASS

#64
Jan 10, 2026, 06:18 PM
More of that Pringle
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

#65
Jan 10, 2026, 06:21 PM
That's a fucking charge. The player initiating contact gained an advantage.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

#66
Jan 10, 2026, 06:24 PM
Did we just decide to say fuck it?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

#67
Jan 10, 2026, 06:25 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Jan 10, 2026, 05:35 PMThey aren't going to score 30 every ten minutes
Say what?
Well, shit...

red death

#68
Jan 10, 2026, 06:26 PM
Complete collapse. 
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

Pig Benis

#69
Jan 10, 2026, 06:27 PM
Points in the paint is 36-12. Getting out rebounded by 10. Not our day.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

BASS

#70
Jan 10, 2026, 06:27 PM
There is a good football game on with 6 minutes left
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

jdcatty

#71
Jan 10, 2026, 06:27 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 10, 2026, 06:25 PMSay what?

I was right there with him.  Never thought it would happen.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

red death

#72
Jan 10, 2026, 06:29 PM
Quote from: BASS on Jan 10, 2026, 06:27 PMThere is a good football game on with 6 minutes left

I'm in Arkansas and I'm begging for them to change to the football game.

The dumb waitress can't figure it out of course.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

Show-Me Hog

#73
Jan 10, 2026, 06:29 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 10, 2026, 12:33 PMI kinda fear we have a Florida-Tennessee style beatdown coming today on The Plains.

They have talent, they're 0-2, their backs are against the wall, and they're at home. And we're due a clunker.

I am wrong so often, I'm hoping this is one of those times.

I put this in the wrong thread earlier.

You could feel it coming. It happens. #1 undefeated Michigan lost to 10-5 Wisconsin today. Conference play is a different animal.

Splitting the road games this week is ok in the SEC. Don't let it become a streak and this game will be forgotten.

Sus-Scrofa

#74
Jan 10, 2026, 06:33 PM
We're going to lose because this thread wasn't stickied 

Rocky Mountain Hog

#75
Jan 10, 2026, 06:33 PM
Auburn won't play another game like this all year. They've played out of their mind - and we forgot how to play basketball.

jdcatty

#76
Jan 10, 2026, 06:35 PM
Damn Hall guy is beating us all by himself, no matter what the announcers say.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

red death

#77
Jan 10, 2026, 06:40 PM
Where was Karter Knox?  I've given up on DJ Wagner.

There are games where our freshmen will struggle, and tonight it was up to our other guys to step up.

They didn't.  If Acuff and Thomas struggle we are toast. That's not good.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

HTL

#78
Jan 10, 2026, 06:41 PM
Quote from: Rocky Mountain Hog on Jan 10, 2026, 06:33 PMAuburn won't play another game like this all year. They've played out of their mind - and we forgot how to play basketball.
The defensive metrics have been on a steady downtrend. We suck defensively.

Sus-Scrofa

#79
Jan 10, 2026, 06:44 PM
Quote from: red death on Jan 10, 2026, 06:40 PMWhere was Karter Knox?  I've given up on DJ Wagner.

There are games where our freshmen will struggle, and tonight it was up to our other guys to step up.

They didn't.  If Acuff and Thomas struggle we are toast. That's not good.

Knox out with a hip
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