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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Guardrail on Nov 24, 2024, 09:01 PMThey're just mad that they've become mortal.  It's like a 9 year old finding out Santa Claus isn't real.

Yeah if they really want to bitch about inexplicable calls, they need to get in the back of the line and take a number. It's definitely not their turn for a few years.

BleedinRed


Guardrail

The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 24, 2024, 09:10 PMYeah if they really want to bitch about inexplicable calls, they need to get in the back of the line and take a number. It's definitely not their turn for a few hundred years.

Also funny that Auburn had a few horrible calls go against them in Jordan-Hare...by Jason Autrey's crew, no less.
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mr.zorak

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 25, 2024, 08:45 AMAlso funny that Auburn had a few horrible calls go against them in Jordan-Hare...by Jason Autrey's crew, no less.

This former Gump seems to vex us :

https://x.com/danharralson/status/1858190885655134490?s=42
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

buff2.0

Schools have GMs, rev-share managers, and we're going to hire some jobless relative of Frank Fletcher to increase the EDGE NIL overhead. do things the right way.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 25, 2024, 09:41 AMhttps://x.com/rossdellenger/status/1861067128205377977

Take notes, Yurachek.

We will hire a recent college grad or someone who still goes by "Coach" even though he hasn't had an on-field role in 20 years.
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The Whyte Boar

You don't think a school that paid out an $11 million dollar buyout because of a cut and paste mistake on a contract is gonna do something smart do you?

jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Spiderham

Following the man is hard.  Hopefully they go back to the "Mike" era.  
Oak Grove in the house.

egregious

Quote from: Spiderham on Nov 25, 2024, 09:26 PMFollowing the man is hard.  Hopefully they go back to the "Mike" era. 

Considering where they and LSU are at the moment, this would have been a good time to get good.
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The Whyte Boar

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Quote from: egregious on Nov 26, 2024, 07:23 AMConsidering where they and LSU are at the moment, this would have been a good time to get good.

Nah, most of the guys making fun of Bama and LSU on here would rather keep old Kobeer and make fun of Bama and LSU for spending so much and only winning two or three more games than we do. 

Besides, we're losers and losers love to make fun of winners being upset with something we'd cut our arms off to achieve right now.


Papa Pigeritus

That's awesome.

Screw a spot on the staff. Does he have any eligibility left?

Feral

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 26, 2024, 07:41 AMNah, most of the guys making fun of Bama and LSU on here would rather keep old Kobeer and make fun of Bama and LSU for spending so much and only winning two or three more games than we do. 

Besides, we're losers and losers love to make fun of winners being upset with something we'd cut our arms off to achieve right now.

There are dumbasses in our fan base laughing at Kiffin like we dodged a bullet while simultaneously making excuses for why we should keep Pittman. 

Our fan base isn't just immune to success, we don't even recognize it anymore.

I hate the shit out of Kiffin, but he's 42-18 there and has a 10 and 11 win season. You know, the type of seasons we still worship Petrino over? They'll probably win 10 again this year. What I'd do for that type of "disappointing" season.

Borenutz

Quote from: Feral on Nov 26, 2024, 09:07 AMThere are dumbasses in our fan base laughing at Kiffin like we dodged a bullet while simultaneously making excuses for why we should keep Pittman. 

Our fan base isn't just immune to success, we don't even recognize it anymore.

I hate the shit out of Kiffin, but he's 42-18 there and has a 10 and 11 win season. You know, the type of seasons we still worship Petrino over? They'll probably win 10 again this year. What I'd do for that type of "disappointing" season.

Maybe the point is that these schools (ole miss, ATM, etc) are spending way more in NIL than we are and getting moderately better results and all going to be out of the playoff picture.  I know some are just going to be darksiders no matter what and the same folks likely would be if Kiffen were here and we were spending on NIL and even getting those results. Obviously, we'd all like to have those "disappointing" 3 loss season as the floor, but this is literally where everyone thought we would be this year and possibly better if we scratch out another win. Definitely not a Pittman hugger or hater, and I expect better results. Not saying we should be ecstatic over 8 win seasons, but if we end up with 8 this year, I would consider that better than expected. Regress next year and make a move, improve and build on 8 wins with outside playoff chance and one year closer to Pittman retiring and attracting a top level coach. Just don't let yuri do something stupid and apply the golden handcuffs to one of the oldest coaches in CFB that no one is courting

vegashog

Quote from: Borenutz on Nov 26, 2024, 09:35 AMMaybe the point is that these schools (ole miss, ATM, etc) are spending way more in NIL than we are and getting moderately better results and all going to be out of the playoff picture.
imagine raising 8+ million like ole miss and not winning the sec or making the playoffs. our fanbase, if they ever helped raise that much, would be in full nuclear melt down regardless who the coach was.


The Whyte Boar

Quote from: Borenutz on Nov 26, 2024, 09:35 AMMaybe the point is that these schools (ole miss, ATM, etc) are spending way more in NIL than we are and getting moderately better results and all going to be out of the playoff picture.  I know some are just going to be darksiders no matter what and the same folks likely would be if Kiffen were here and we were spending on NIL and even getting those results. Obviously, we'd all like to have those "disappointing" 3 loss season as the floor, but this is literally where everyone thought we would be this year and possibly better if we scratch out another win. Definitely not a Pittman hugger or hater, and I expect better results. Not saying we should be ecstatic over 8 win seasons, but if we end up with 8 this year, I would consider that better than expected. Regress next year and make a move, improve and build on 8 wins with outside playoff chance and one year closer to Pittman retiring and attracting a top level coach. Just don't let yuri do something stupid and apply the golden handcuffs to one of the oldest coaches in CFB that no one is courting

Being IN the playoff picture the entire year and falling short in the end is not "moderately" better than being a complete afterthought the last three quarters of the year and limping to shit tier bowl, it's a vast difference.

You guys are like someone at some mid tier baseball school making fun of Arkansas and Dave Van Horn because he can't win the big one.  Look at all that money and effort they put into baseball and they still can't win the World Series or even get into most years.  We're better off with Coach Ballsack.  He has us respectable and we might even make regional with another few years of steady improvement.