Other College Football

[buff2.0]

https://x.com/maxtoscano1/status/1891637406668886161?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

[buff2.0]

It's a slow off season

https://x.com/the_auburncreed/status/1894458841477091497?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

[buff2.0]

https://x.com/jaxtondort85/status/1894436762316902628?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

[animal]

It's a slow off season

https://x.com/the_auburncreed/status/1894458841477091497?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

The old man was just stepping in to show the kid how to swing

[BleedinRed]

Alright, here's a scenario for you, Son. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my God. I've had the young calf, now I want the old bull.' And she grabs me by the wiener...

[buff2.0]

Kid's gonna have to cuck his gf now and take his dad back from her

[Doc Hogaday]

Alright, here's a scenario for you, Son. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my God. I've had the young calf, now I want the old bull.' And she grabs me by the wiener...

 

[buff2.0]

Imagine having to explain to your family why you're trending on X

https://x.com/EddieVanhoss/status/1894537536984227994

[Cornhogio]

In Alabama, the revenge is simple, fuck mom to get back at dad. 

[Cornhogio]

Alright, here's a scenario for you, Son. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good. I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. And she takes one look at me, and she goes: 'Oh, my God. I've had the young calf, now I want the old bull.' And she grabs me by the wiener...

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.  Thanks!   

[Thin Red Swine]

In Alabama, the revenge is simple, fuck mom to get back at dad. 

In that scenario in Alabama, there is also a good chance that person is a cousin/aunt.

[Cornhogio]

In that scenario in Alabama, there is also a good chance that person is a cousin/aunt.

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom.  Assuming it's not a "they/them" deal.

[Texzilla]

Deion gets 5year $54 mill extension. 

[BASS]

Mo money mo problems

[DrMongoose]

Nice.... Will never happen in the $EC

https://x.com/redditcfb/status/1906821438000279848?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A

[vegashog]

Nice.... Will never happen in the $EC

a little easier to do when you average 18k as opposed to 70-100k, but good on them i guess.

[Show-Me Hog]

"Can I get 50 of these?
Sure."

I don't see how they're going to manage inventory and "we're out" might be pretty common.

[vegashog]

"Can I get 50 of these?
Sure."

I don't see how they're going to manage inventory and "we're out" might be pretty common.

yeah, let's see how long that lasts.

[Doc Hogaday]

Fine print says limited to hot dogs, nachos, popcorn, and fountain drinks. Limited to 4 items per concession visit.

Clever marketing I guess and they're only committed to 6 home games to try it for a year. But who wants to go to a shitty football game for free coke and wieners? Maybe they have some fun sorority girls.

[Show-Me Hog]

Fine print says limited to hot dogs, nachos, popcorn, and fountain drinks. Limited to 4 items per concession visit.

Clever marketing I guess and they're only committed to 6 home games to try it for a year. But who wants to go to a shitty football game for free coke and wieners? Maybe they have some fun sorority girls.

Are they included too? How many per concession stand visit?

*checks mileage to Conway, SC*