Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

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buff2.0

Quote from: Boarat on Jul 24, 2026, 10:58 AMCan't wait for "I was born at a party in a barn" with lasers everywhere. Heaven.

And then a familiar voice comes over the PA system and asks the crowd to quietly and politely turn their attention to the NEZ as our new coach rolls a wealthy boomer through the A
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Boarat

That's another Arkansas Razorback...turnover on downs.

Spiderham

Quote from: BASS on Jul 24, 2026, 10:57 AMFirst night game. Stadium goes dark and silent.  Then all red as o'fortuna comes blaring on the speakers. Then at the crescendo the lights come on as the Petit Jean Meats Booster of the Week slowly hobbles out through the A.


Fixed that for you.   :D
Oak Grove in the house.

BleedinRed

Quote from: BASS on Jul 24, 2026, 10:57 AMFirst night game. Stadium goes dark and silent.  Then all red as o'fortuna comes blaring on the speakers. Then at the crescendo the lights come on the team is winning through the A.


This is where I knew you were making it up.  

The Whyte Boar


bigpig

Everybody knows that I'm hog wild.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Spiderham

Some of you obviously wanted Silverfield to come into SEC media days like this:  
https://x.com/tylerratcliff17/status/2080523661614764495?s=61&t=Y0HnJInXBN48z6WJDbQHzQ
Oak Grove in the house.

Hogworth Ballington III

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Jul 24, 2026, 11:20 AMFor a team that plays at noon every Sat?    :))

My exact thought. Maybe it's for the concerts

buff2.0

If we're going to install a laser light show and top-shelf audio system, we better find a way to work Sirius into taking the field.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink

Yeah, I'm not looking forward to football. Hell, when's the last tine we had countdown therads?

animal

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jul 24, 2026, 05:39 PMIf we're going to install a laser light show and top-shelf audio system, we better find a way to work Sirius into taking the field.
They probably need to add a full scale bar in every corner of the stadium sponsored by Evan Williams. 


"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it


BleedinRed

We will finish somewhere between 8th and 12th.  

Barton Fink

Sign me up. We finish 8th and HY might draw up a lifetime contract.

egregious

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Jul 24, 2026, 09:05 AMThe last time had competent management was with Petrino.  And guess what?  He won.  But they ran him off because he was a dick.
Actually it was more because he HAD a dick.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

egregious

Quote from: woodhog14 on Jul 24, 2026, 10:00 AMCorrect. AND, the BIG 10 is not comparable to the SEC top to bottom. Indiana's league opponents combined conference record last year was 29-52.

Arkansas' opponent combined conference record was 34-30 and 5 of them were ranked.
Indiana's was 29-44 not including games vs Indiana and ours was 26-30 not including games against us, makes it closer.

That was partly why we used to always have the toughest schedule in the West - only team not playing us.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Pig Benis

Quote from: Spiderham on Jul 24, 2026, 03:01 PMSome of you obviously wanted Silverfield to come into SEC media days like this: 
https://x.com/tylerratcliff17/status/2080523661614764495?s=61&t=Y0HnJInXBN48z6WJDbQHzQ

I'd take Tony Stankinass over Silverfield every day of the week.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.


BASS

I get the intent. I think it missed it's mark unless you're a high school athlete.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

animal

I'm just glad I don't really give a fuck anymore...I'm just here for moral support for you guys. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it