Razorback Football

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BASS

Need a Harry Doyle meme. "One goddamn week?"

Amazing a team that won 22 straight, the longest streak of the decade, was ap #1 once. Fucking loons.
Fuck your feelings
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mde114

Shit, I'll go ahead and say it.

When Aggy and Mizzou entered the SEC it was the beginning of the end for Arkansas to be competitive in football. Texas and Oklahoma entering was just shoveling more dirt on the grave.

Arkansas will never be competitive unless Walmart decides to throw millions behind the program. Arkansas fans will never contribute meaningfully to any NIL collective.


Standing by the screen door.

Third_down_draw

Quote from: Spiderham on Jul 27, 2026, 05:09 PMFor a brief shining moment in the middle of the 60's.... 

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Third_down_draw

Quote from: mde114 on Jul 27, 2026, 09:07 PMShit, I'll go ahead and say it.

When Aggy and Mizzou entered the SEC it was the beginning of the end for Arkansas to be competitive in football. Texas and Oklahoma entering was just shoveling more dirt on the grave.

Arkansas will never be competitive unless Walmart decides to throw millions behind the program. Arkansas fans will never contribute meaningfully to any NIL collective.


Standing by the screen door.

Since joining the Southeastern Conference for football in 1992, the Arkansas Razorbacks have compiled an all-time regular season SEC record of 102–154–2 (a winning percentage of .399).

BleedinRed

We were mediocre at best before The last four additions to the conference.  

Quote from: mde114 on Jul 27, 2026, 09:07 PMArkansas fans will never be able to contribute meaningfully to any NIL collective.
Fixed it for you.  

Boarat

https://x.com/ellis_davidb/status/2081812719762600212?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ

I think I understand his regression here now. He must've turned gay. I remember the ESPN segments saying he was going to be a neurosurgeon lol.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Boarat on Jul 28, 2026, 06:06 AMhttps://x.com/ellis_davidb/status/2081812719762600212?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ

I think I understand his regression here now. He must've turned gay. I remember the ESPN segments saying he was going to be a neurosurgeon lol.

Now he's a poet. 

CTE is real.  Which probably means he's right about football.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Barton Fink

Quote from: mde114 on Jul 27, 2026, 09:07 PMShit, I'll go ahead and say it.

When Aggy and Mizzou entered the SEC it was the beginning of the end for Arkansas to be competitive in football. Texas and Oklahoma entering was just shoveling more dirt on the grave.

Arkansas will never be competitive unless Walmart decides to throw millions behind the program. Arkansas fans will never contribute meaningfully to any NIL collective.


Standing by the screen door.

Careful, my friend.

Pig Benis

Quote from: mde114 on Jul 27, 2026, 09:07 PMShit, I'll go ahead and say it.

When Aggy and Mizzou entered the SEC it was the beginning of the end for Arkansas to be competitive in football. Texas and Oklahoma entering was just shoveling more dirt on the grave.

Arkansas will never be competitive unless Walmart decides to throw millions behind the program. Arkansas fans will never contribute meaningfully to any NIL collective.


Standing by the screen door.

Sadly, this is 100% accurate.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

jdcatty

Quote from: mde114 on Jul 27, 2026, 09:07 PMShit, I'll go ahead and say it.

When Aggy and Mizzou entered the SEC it was the beginning of the end for Arkansas to be competitive in football. Texas and Oklahoma entering was just shoveling more dirt on the grave.

Arkansas will never be competitive unless Walmart decides to throw millions behind the program. Arkansas fans will never contribute meaningfully to any NIL collective.


Standing by the screen door.


Arkansas fans will contribute meaningfully-- but the problem is what we consider meaningfully in Arkansas just doesn't compare to both the numbers of fans or the size of the bank accounts of places like Texas, Texas A&M, Georgia, etc. 

Something like this is our hope for the future:

https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/2082073612354236593
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Pig Benis on Jul 28, 2026, 09:58 AMSadly, this is 100% accurate.

It is accurate but not causative.

We are in the toilet in football because we have hired bad coaches (or decent ones deep in the bottle). 

Texas A&M and Missouri have been better programs for exactly 15 seasons throughout history.  They just happen to be the last 15.  Their presence didn't harm our prospects for success...firing the one coach we've had who knew how to win here and replacing him with a construction site outhouse full of steaming turds was what killed our chances and enabled those schools to pass us.
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DirkPiggler

Quote from: jdcatty on Jul 28, 2026, 10:07 AMArkansas fans will contribute meaningfully-- but the problem is what we consider meaningfully in Arkansas just doesn't compare to both the numbers of fans or the size of the bank accounts of places like Texas, Texas A&M, Georgia, etc. 

Something like this is our hope for the future:

https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/2082073612354236593

We've already gone that route.  We'll have Tyson patches this year.

You're dead on though.  We just don't bring enough TV eyes to the table to command the kind of deal that Ohio State can get. 
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egregious

Even with it being the deadest of times on the calendar, going almost 5 days with nothing is disheartening.
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jdcatty

I was getting ready to say one problem is a relatively low population in the state.  But for once I did my homework, and according to Grok here are the populations of what I considered to be the smaller states in the SEC:

https://x.com/i/grok/share/16f4d1d6724045e5b7cadda75025df60

I really thought even Mississippi had over 4 million people.  Kinda surprised Oklahoma is so low.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 02, 2026, 09:07 PMI was getting ready to say one problem is a relatively low population in the state.  But for once I did my homework, and according to Grok here are the populations of what I considered to be the smaller states in the SEC:

https://x.com/i/grok/share/16f4d1d6724045e5b7cadda75025df60

I really thought even Mississippi had over 4 million people.  Kinda surprised Oklahoma is so low.

Oklahoma doesn't produce a ton of talent either.   OU lives on the DFW/ Northeast Texas pipeline.   

Mississippi's smaller population is offset somewhat by the demographic breakdown of it.  They have more than double (37.7 vs 15.6%) the black population we have by percentage.
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egregious

Our black folks are generally about as far away from our university as they can be and still have it be in the state.

More importantly, they are mostly far away from our high school programs with money.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

BleedinRed

https://x.com/RazorbackFB/status/2084331024499060752

Okay, I'm getting excited.  And I also have decided I'm going to be positive and chose to believe Silverfield is going to be the coach to break us out of the rut that we have been in for 14 years.  

Last, someone let the ground crew know that watering in the middle of the day is the worst time to water.  The wind and sun make it a very inefficient time to water.

HogOfWar

Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 04, 2026, 08:55 AMhttps://x.com/RazorbackFB/status/2084331024499060752

Okay, I'm getting excited.  And I also have decided I'm going to be positive and chose to believe Silverfield is going to be the coach to break us out of the rut that we have been in for 14 years. 

Last, someone let the ground crew know that watering in the middle of the day is the worst time to water.  The wind and sun make it a very inefficient time to water.

Good for you.

Prayers for your liver.
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FNG

Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 04, 2026, 08:55 AMhttps://x.com/RazorbackFB/status/2084331024499060752

Okay, I'm getting excited.  And I also have decided I'm going to be positive and chose to believe Silverfield is going to be the coach to break us out of the rut that we have been in for 14 years. 

Last, someone let the ground crew know that watering in the middle of the day is the worst time to water.  The wind and sun make it a very inefficient time to water.

I'll go ahead and give RS the benefit of the doubt although I get terrible PTSD symptoms when I hear him talk because his speech patterns are similar to Morris and the things he says he's going to do are almost exactly what Morris preached he was going to do in the beginning of his tenure as HC. I hope the difference is that RS can and will practice what he preaches. Time will tell.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 04, 2026, 08:55 AMhttps://x.com/RazorbackFB/status/2084331024499060752



It's like an intro to a horror movie. A bloodbath about to ensue.

So could be accurate.