Razorback Football

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BASS

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Keyser Soooie

Quote from: BASS on Nov 13, 2024, 01:14 PMWheel route for the td

Green will underthrow it causing him to slow down for the catch and get tackled at the 3 yd line, then we'll get stopped on 4th and goal from the one inch line.

passed

Quote from: Keyser Soooie on Nov 13, 2024, 01:42 PMGreen will underthrow it causing him to slow down for the catch and get tackled at the 3 yd line, then we'll get stopped on 4th and goal from the one inch line.

Someone knows Razorback Football rather well...

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Keyser Soooie on Nov 13, 2024, 01:42 PMGreen will underthrow it causing him to slow down for the catch and get tackled at the 3 yd line, then we'll get stopped on 4th and goal from the one inch line.

Or we will run it on 4th and inches on the potential game winning drive and the RB will drop it with no one within ten yards of him.
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Cornhogio

Quote from: Keyser Soooie on Nov 13, 2024, 01:42 PMGreen will underthrow it causing him to slow down for the catch and get tackled at the 3 yd line, then we'll get stopped on 4th and goal from the one inch line.

He'll drop it because he hasn't had any reps, and then grab his hammy. 
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HogOfWar

Green will fake a hand off to him to roll out, where he is supposed to block, but gets pummeled and injured.
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RPL

Quote from: Keyser Soooie on Nov 13, 2024, 01:42 PMGreen will underthrow it causing him to slow down for the catch and get tackled at the 3 yd line, then we'll get stopped on 4th and goal from the one inch line.

Jesus wept.

wmr

Sam Pittman is a fat fucking loser.

The Waltons need to be convinced that a dominant Razorbacks sports program is as good (if not better) for the national reputation of the region than 900 miles of mountain biking trails.  We are all set there.

Waltons lift a pinky-finger and we're the richest program in the country.
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wmr

Quote from: Keyser Soooie on Nov 13, 2024, 01:42 PMGreen will underthrow it causing him to slow down for the catch and get tackled at the 3 yd line, then we'll get stopped on 4th and goal from the one inch line.

Good thing I'll be so shitfaced my elderly father will be helping me to the truck, rather than the other way around. 
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RazorB

I bet Texas and Mizzou keep it close on purpose. Kiffin probably got a talking to after he beat us so bad.

HogOfWar

Quote from: wmr on Nov 13, 2024, 06:58 PMSam Pittman is a fat fucking loser.

The Waltons need to be convinced that a dominant Razorbacks sports program is as good (if not better) for the national reputation of the region than 900 miles of mountain biking trails.  We are all set there.

Waltons lift a pinky-finger and we're the richest program in the country.

Too bad they are cheapskates.
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egregious

Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 13, 2024, 10:14 PMToo bad they are cheapskates.

The football team needs to do something woke to pull them in.

maybe a tranny kicker
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vegashog

Quote from: RazorB on Nov 13, 2024, 09:02 PMI bet Texas and Mizzou keep it close on purpose. Kiffin probably got a talking to after he beat us so bad.
the playoff committee takes common opponents into consideration and they still have aggie to play. sark will score as many as we let them.

PorkyPig

Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 13, 2024, 10:14 PMToo bad they are cheapskates.

Maybe they're disinclined to throw good money after bad.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: wmr on Nov 13, 2024, 06:58 PMSam Pittman is a fat fucking loser.

The Waltons need to be convinced that a dominant Razorbacks sports program is as good (if not better) for the national reputation of the region than 900 miles of mountain biking trails.  We are all set there.

Waltons lift a pinky-finger and we're the richest program in the country.

We can hang that idea up.

Better chance would be to turn Elon into a football fan and convince him to spend his money in Arkansas. 
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Papa Pigeritus

I'm not happy with Sam, and this season has certainly sucked balls, but there is never a reason good enough to not want to beat those fuckers from Texas. Ever.

I want their season ruined by losing to a shitty Razorback team. I want McConaughey in tears on the sideline. I want the goal posts torn down and dumped in Lake Fayetteville.

If Larry is dusted off as a result of beating Texas, so be it.


FNG

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Nov 14, 2024, 08:21 AMI'm not happy with Sam, and this season has certainly sucked balls, but there is never a reason good enough to not want to beat those fuckers from Texas. Ever.

I want their season ruined by losing to a shitty Razorback team. I want McConaughey in tears on the sideline. I want the goal posts torn down and dumped in Lake Fayetteville.

If Larry is dusted off as a result of beating Texas, so be it.



This, in a nutshell, is the raison d'ĂȘtre for every true Razorback fan!

Guardrail

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 13, 2024, 02:02 PMOr we will run it on 4th and inches on the potential game winning drive and the RB will drop it with no one within ten yards of him.
Like that could ever happen, Napoleon. That would be like being on the 3 yard line and the QB tries to jump over the pile from there, lose the ball, and Texas grabs it and runs 97 yards for the go ahead touchdown.Stuff like that never happens...almost.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

BASS

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Nov 14, 2024, 08:21 AMI'm not happy with Sam, and this season has certainly sucked balls, but there is never a reason good enough to not want to beat those fuckers from Texas. Ever.

I want their season ruined by losing to a shitty Razorback team. I want McConaughey in tears on the sideline. I want the goal posts torn down and dumped in Lake Fayetteville.

If Larry is dusted off as a result of beating Texas, so be it.



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