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The Whyte Boar

I think an embarrassing loss to Texas will go a long way. 

mde114

Sark's wife expecting triplets.

Maybe he'll be preoccupied?

Son of Spam

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 11, 2024, 03:29 PMThe only hope for Sam to leave is a catastrophic loss with LT. The others are expected. If he wins LT Sam may not even show up for mizzou since it won't be needed. 

If we're headed to the Kamala bowl how many players will skip it and portal out? 
How many fans will portal out and not show up for a shitty bowl against a shitty team that may boatrace us.
Well, shit...

vegashog

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 11, 2024, 03:30 PMI think an embarrassing loss to Texas will go a long way. 
apparently not. biddy said today that only a loss to la tech will get him fired. he said his source was about as high up the food chain as you can get. pittman will get his hip fixed right after the missouri game.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 11, 2024, 04:00 PMapparently not. biddy said today that only a loss to la tech will get him fired. he said his source was about as high up the food chain as you can get. pittman will get his hip fixed right after the missouri game.

We'll see.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 11, 2024, 04:00 PMapparently not. biddy said today that only a loss to la tech will get him fired. he said his source was about as high up the food chain as you can get. pittman will get his hip fixed right after the missouri game.

Or something extreme. 


Like maybe getting cock strangled against both texass and Missourah. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Cornhogio

I can see Sark dropping 70 on us.  Maybe up by 50 at halftime.

I wonder how many tickets are available on stub hub and others.  I bet this is an easy ticket. 
Never squat with your spurs on!

DrMongoose

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Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 11, 2024, 12:30 PMWe all know how this is going to go. 

Hogs are going to get destroyed by Texass.  We may hang in there for a half, but the superior talent is going to win out.  Sark likely has a hard on for this one given how we treated them the last time. 

We'll eke out a closer than expected win against Tech, then lose in heartbreaking fashion in Columbia. 

The worst part is that 6-6 and a bid to the Bourbon Bowl will get Sam another year.  Hunter didn't put out that State of the Department letter last week to let us know he was in search mode.  He's not going to spend the money to buy our way out of his mistake unless the wheels just completely fall off and one of them decapitates a toddler. 

this.
print the bowl shirts.
hunter can't find money for NIL so why on earth does anyone think he will find it to buyout sam and staff PLUS hire a new one.
Also, his email said they need $22 million but their plan only accounted for $17 mill. Not sure where the other 5 comes from.

and if a miracle happens, we are screwed because you know what happens when an arkansas coach gets a win over you know who - a new deal and a crazier buyout. rinse and repeat.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

vegashog

Quote from: Cornhogio on Nov 11, 2024, 05:54 PMI can see Sark dropping 70 on us.  Maybe up by 50 at halftime.

I wonder how many tickets are available on stub hub and others.  I bet this is an easy ticket. 
he needs the style points just like kiffin did. common opponents is something the committee weighs in on with their formula.

not the result i want, and i know it's biddy, but he was adamant that if pittman gets to a bowl, he'll be back. didn't matter what happens in the other two games.


The Whyte Boar

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 11, 2024, 06:07 PMhe needs the style points just like kiffin did. common opponents is something the committee weighs in on with their formula.

not the result i want, and i know it's biddy, but he was adamant that if pittman gets to a bowl, he'll be back. didn't matter what happens in the other two games.



A humiliating loss to Texas, above all teams may have an outsized effect. 

DirkPiggler

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 11, 2024, 06:07 PMhe needs the style points just like kiffin did. common opponents is something the committee weighs in on with their formula.

not the result i want, and i know it's biddy, but he was adamant that if pittman gets to a bowl, he'll be back. didn't matter what happens in the other two games.



Rivals had the qualifier of "unless something extreme happens" along with what Biddy said.  Which I took to mean something like two unholy ass whippings surrounding a narrow win over LT.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 11, 2024, 06:07 PMnot the result i want, and i know it's biddy, but he was adamant that if pittman gets to a bowl, he'll be back. didn't matter what happens in the other two games.

That was the Known Wisdom before the season started.  There wasn't some kind of asterisk *unless we get blown out a couple of times.

Not sure why that would have changed.

PorkyPig

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 11, 2024, 06:13 PMA humiliating loss to Texas, above all teams may have an outsized effect. 

I wouldn't count on it.  Apparently we're broke.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: PorkyPig on Nov 11, 2024, 06:40 PMI wouldn't count on it.  Apparently we're broke.

We're gonna stay broke too if we keep Sam's broken down ass.

Feral

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 11, 2024, 06:00 PMhunter can't find money for NIL so why on earth does anyone think he will find it to buyout sam and staff PLUS hire a new one.
Also, his email said they need $22 million but their plan only accounted for $17 mill. Not sure where the other 5 comes from.

This is why Hunter needs to be fired ASAP.

An AD has 2 primary job functions:
1. Hire good coaches
2. Raise money

With Pittman, he has a shitty football coach that he hired that he somehow can't fire because we don't have any money.

So what exactly is it that Hunter does here?

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Feral on Nov 11, 2024, 08:21 PMThis is why Hunter needs to be fired ASAP.

An AD has 2 primary job functions:
1. Hire good coaches
2. Raise money

With Pittman, he has a shitty football coach that he hired that he somehow can't fire because we don't have any money.

So what exactly is it that Hunter does here?

Shirley he at least washes Cal's car.


DrMongoose

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 11, 2024, 08:28 PMShirley he at least washes Cal's car.



post of the year!!  :this_is_woopig:


I can't stop laughing
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Texzilla

I am convinced that Sam Pittman and Jerry Jones will be running Arkansas and the Cowboys when I turn 100.  That's 35 fucking more years of this curse.  Evidently we all did something bad in a previous life like backed a mule cart over some nuns. 

FNG

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 11, 2024, 11:34 PMbacked a mule cart over some nuns. 

C'mon, I mean, who hasn't done that?

BASS

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 11, 2024, 11:34 PMI am convinced that Sam Pittman and Jerry Jones will be running Arkansas and the Cowboys when I turn 100.  That's 35 fucking more years of this curse.  Evidently we all did something bad in a previous life like backed a mule cart over some nuns. 

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta tell ya, I gotta plead ignorant here.
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