Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

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Lurk

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Nov 14, 2024, 08:21 AMI'm not happy with Sam, and this season has certainly sucked balls, but there is never a reason good enough to not want to beat those fuckers from Texas. Ever.

I want their season ruined by losing to a shitty Razorback team. I want McConaughey in tears on the sideline. I want the goal posts torn down and dumped in Lake Fayetteville.

If Larry is dusted off as a result of beating Texas, so be it.


:thumb_up:  :thumb_up:
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

The Whyte Boar

I want us to either win or lose by forty.  No half measures.  No moral victories.  Win, or I want Sam hobbling out of there with Bevo's useless pecker broken off in his ass.

DrMongoose

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Nov 14, 2024, 08:21 AMI'm not happy with Sam, and this season has certainly sucked balls, but there is never a reason good enough to not want to beat those fuckers from Texas. Ever.

I want their season ruined by losing to a shitty Razorback team. I want McConaughey in tears on the sideline. I want the goal posts torn down and dumped in Lake Fayetteville.

If Larry is dusted off as a result of beating Texas, so be it.



THIS!!!

Fuck Texas!!!

however, when we win can we end the streak of giving our victorious head coach a new contract and extension that we will financially regret 5-6 games later because the buyout is beyond stupid??

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

mde114

Quote from: Guardrail on Nov 14, 2024, 09:17 AMLike that could ever happen, Napoleon. That would be like being on the 3 yard line and the QB tries to jump over the pile from there, lose the ball, and Texas grabs it and runs 97 yards for the go ahead touchdown.Stuff like that never happens...almost.

still too soon, dude.

Corn Pop

#5444
Ran into Cooper Manning at The Graduate Hotel during happy hour. Nice guy. Was nursing a Stella. He favors Eli and Woody Allen more than he favors Peyton. Business casual attire, no socks. Pants not pressed. Seemed relaxed. Hotel full of t-sips. Go Hogs. Beat Texas.
I really don't care, Margaret.

animal

Arch is supposedly banging a cowboys cheerleader FWIW 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Corn Pop on Nov 15, 2024, 08:28 PMRan into Cooper Manning at The Graduate Hotel during happy hour. Nice guy. Was nursing a Stella. He favors Eli and Woody Allen more than he favors Peyton. Business casual attire, no socks. Pants not pressed. Seemed relaxed. Hotel full of t-sips. Go Hogs. Beat Texas.

Cupper. That's how they say it. 

Fuck Texas.

HOGSRUNWILD

Does our scoreboard go to triple digits?

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 15, 2024, 10:25 PMDoes our scoreboard go to triple digits?

They can borrow one from the coach's IQ box.

Barton Fink

#5449
Surprised this has not been posted. It's the modern day "fly the banner".

Let me also add. we have some really dumbass fans.

https://x.com/ChoateMason/status/1857794135110922694?t=hIsS1WvH4QGkU-7ooJvIQA&s=19

HogOfWar

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 16, 2024, 09:30 AMSurprised this has not been posted. It's the modern day "fly the banner".

Let me also add. we have some really dumbass fans.

https://x.com/ChoateMason/status/1857794135110922694?t=hIsS1WvH4QGkU-7ooJvIQA&s=19

Seems appropriate to me.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Barton Fink

You may want him fired but putting up a billboard isn't gonna make that happen. It will get picked up by national media and put negative attention on the program. Not something you need with recruiting day coming up. It does nothing positive.

egregious

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 16, 2024, 09:59 AMYou may want him fired but putting up a billboard isn't gonna make that happen. It will get picked up by national media and put negative attention on the program. Not something you need with recruiting day coming up. It does nothing positive.

all true

This is somebody with little "big money" trying to feel like a player.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

vegashog


HogOfWar

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 16, 2024, 09:59 AMYou may want him fired but putting up a billboard isn't gonna make that happen. It will get picked up by national media and put negative attention on the program. Not something you need with recruiting day coming up. It does nothing positive.

Flashbacks to 2007. Might as well say, "if we fire Sam, who are we going get?"
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

egregious

Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 16, 2024, 10:04 AMFlashbacks to 2007. Might as well say, "if we fire Sam, who are we going get?"

Let's hope someone does think all that through.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

mde114

Who cares about a sign? It's not wrong. Besides, Head coach isn't as important as NIL money.

buff2.0

Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 16, 2024, 10:04 AMFlashbacks to 2007. Might as well say, "if we fire Sam, who are we going get?"

My Facebook timeline's progression through the years has been something like:

"Frank was right about our potential and no one loves this state as much as Nutt!"

"We can't have a man with such moral shortcomings representing the program.  Integrity is too important!"

"He won a lot at Wisconsin and you're not giving him enough time.  Who is going to come and do better?"

"Ok, this fucker has got to go."

"He WANTS to be here and who else can we find that could say that?"

Again... this fanbase doesn't deserve success.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink

Quote from: egregious on Nov 16, 2024, 10:06 AMLet's hope someone does think all that through.

Petrino fell into Long's lap and he still almost didn't hire him. If I'm a coach that might be interested in the Arkansas HC job if it opened, this is not a selling point.

Barton Fink

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 16, 2024, 10:12 AMMy Facebook timeline's progression through the years has been something like:

"Frank was right about our potential and no one loves this state as much as Nutt!"

"We can't have a man with such moral shortcomings representing the program.  Integrity is too important!"

"He won a lot at Wisconsin and you're not giving him enough time.  Who is going to come and do better?"

"Ok, this fucker has got to go."

"He WANTS to be here and who else can we find that could say that?"

Again... this fanbase doesn't deserve success.

Take me back to moral shortcomings.