Razorback Football

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Texzilla

Quote from: TC on May 22, 2025, 05:57 PMI hope so too. I wanted Sam gone after the '23 season.

Same.  I want that fat fuck gone. I hope he loses every game out of the gate.  Would a horrible loss to Alabama A&M get him fired? 0-2 after dropping to the red wolves?  Don't care if they go 0-12 if it gets him fired.  Or he can choke on a bone at the catfish hole and die or barf up a lung and the coordinators can run the team.  I hate Sam more than Chad or Hootie Dale Nutt, whom I've hated since he was in 6th grade

Pig Benis

Quote from: Texzilla on May 23, 2025, 01:28 PMSame.  I want that fat fuck gone. I hope he loses every game out of the gate.  Would a horrible loss to Alabama A&M get him fired? 0-2 after dropping to the red wolves?  Don't care if they go 0-12 if it gets him fired.  Or he can choke on a bone at the catfish hole and die or barf up a lung and the coordinators can run the team.  I hate Sam more than Chad or Hootie Dale Nutt, whom I've hated since he was in 6th grade

I'm no Pittman fan but I will never understand your last sentence. That's crazy talk.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Usafhawg

Quote from: Pig Benis on May 23, 2025, 01:33 PMI'm no Pittman fan but I will never understand your last sentence. That's crazy talk.

I'll never understand his third sentence.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Pig Benis on May 23, 2025, 01:33 PMI'm no Pittman fan but I will never understand your last sentence. That's crazy talk.

I don't understand any of it. Sam is mediocre and a good human.

Chad was abysmal both as a coach and a human.

Houston was mediocre+ as a coach and a fairly crappy human.

vegashog

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 23, 2025, 01:40 PMI don't understand any of it. Sam is mediocre and a good human.

Chad was abysmal both as a coach and a human.

Houston was mediocre+ as a coach and a fairly crappy human.
perfect summation.

Spiderham

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 23, 2025, 01:40 PMI don't understand any of it. Sam is mediocre and a good human.

Chad was abysmal both as a coach and a human.

Houston was mediocre+ as a coach and a fairly crappy human.
Well said.
Hard to HATE Sam.  
Easy to hate Hootie and Chad for very different reasons.  
Oak Grove in the house.

HOGSRUNWILD

I'm not saying Sam is a bad human, but I don't think there is ample evidence that he is a "good" man.  He is clearly in over his head and wasn't physically able to perform his duties last year.  He wasn't.  Instead of stepping down and letting someone else do the job for the pay, he hung on for the payday... I wouldn't call that a high integrity guy.  Not saying I would turn down a free paycheck either for phoning it in, but I'm not expecting anyone to extol the virtues of HRW being such a good guy either.  Hell, with the results he has delivered, I probably would have either worked myself to death to improve them or quit out of pure shame.

red death

I met Sam recently at the Oyster Bar in Little Rock.  Nice guy.

He's basically Bielema record wise, but not near the douche.  He's not like his TV persona either. I think he acts the awww shucks bit. 

Having said that, he'll never get us to 10 wins. And I want this program to be relevant again, so he needs to go.

But it's not his fault our football program keeps paying him money after Chad.

The hate should be directed there.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: red death on May 23, 2025, 03:49 PMI met Sam recently at the Oyster Bar in Little Rock.  Nice guy.

He's basically Bielema record wise, but not near the douche.  He's not like his TV persona either. I think he acts the awww shucks bit. 

Having said that, he'll never get us to 10 wins. And I want this program to be relevant again, so he needs to go.

But it's not his fault our football program keeps paying him money after Chad.

The hate should be directed there.

I'll never "Hate" Sam, especially like I hated Chad, but I don't think Sam puts in the work that aligns with his pay and with what he KNOWS is needed to succeed.  He has been around football in the SEC enough to know what it takes and the level of work the top coaches put in.  Program Money and all that shit aside, he knows the level of work needed and he ain't putting in Saban, Smart or even Kiffin work, let alone results. 

egregious

Quote from: Usafhawg on May 23, 2025, 01:38 PMI'll never understand his third sentence.

I don't understand what IS his 3rd sentence.  Is "Same." a sentence?

not being a wiseguy toward anyone, going to be bluffing my way through English for another GED person soon so I am reviewing things   <<<<<NOT A SENTENCE
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

HogOfWar

I don't care if BLS is a nice guy or not. We hired him to win and keep Arkansas competitive. He has not done that. He is incompetent and not what we need in head coach.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Usafhawg

Quote from: egregious on May 23, 2025, 04:25 PMI don't understand what IS his 3rd sentence.  Is "Same." a sentence?

not being a wiseguy toward anyone, going to be bluffing my way through English for another GED person soon so I am reviewing things   <<<<<NOT A SENTENCE

I was going by his punctuation.

I'll never understand a "fan" saying they want to lose every game. That is crazy.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on May 23, 2025, 02:58 PMI'm not saying Sam is a bad human, but I don't think there is ample evidence that he is a "good" man.  He is clearly in over his head and wasn't physically able to perform his duties last year.  He wasn't.  Instead of stepping down and letting someone else do the job for the pay, he hung on for the payday... I wouldn't call that a high integrity guy.  Not saying I would turn down a free paycheck either for phoning it in, but I'm not expecting anyone to extol the virtues of HRW being such a good guy either.  Hell, with the results he has delivered, I probably would have either worked myself to death to improve them or quit out of pure shame.

I don't know Pittman personally so I can't comment on his character. 

There is evidence that he may not live up to the standard the media has set up for him in that department. 

He shitcanned the agent who got his foot in the door to get this job, in favor of a guy who is closer to Osama Bin Laden than Gandhi in the character rankings.   

His actions of late seem a lot like those of Nutt once the honeymoon ended.  Blocking people on social media who are even remotely critical of him, obviously name searching himself rather than just hitting people who directly @ him ( no idea how I'm not blocked).  For a guy who doesn't care what people think of him, he seems to talk a lot about how little he cares what people think of him. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

DRYANKNPULL

Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 23, 2025, 07:16 PMI don't know Pittman personally so I can't comment on his character. 

There is evidence that he may not live up to the standard the media has set up for him in that department. 

He shitcanned the agent who got his foot in the door to get this job, in favor of a guy who is closer to Osama Bin Laden than Gandhi in the character rankings.   

His actions of late seem a lot like those of Nutt once the honeymoon ended.  Blocking people on social media who are even remotely critical of him, obviously name searching himself rather than just hitting people who directly @ him ( no idea how I'm not blocked).  For a guy who doesn't care what people think of him, he seems to talk a lot about how little he cares what people think of him. 

You need thick skin to make $7 mil while being mediocre at your job.

buff2.0

Quote from: DRYANKNPULL on May 23, 2025, 08:40 PMYou need thick skin to make $7 mil while being mediocre at your job.

For $7 mil I'll put a live webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Cornhogio

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 23, 2025, 08:45 PMFor $7 mil I'll put a live webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

That is outstanding euphemism construction. 
Never squat with your spurs on!

Lurk

Quote from: Cornhogio on May 23, 2025, 10:44 PMThat is outstanding euphemism construction. 
I vote he moves it to his signature line.  :D
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

HogOfWar

Quote from: Cornhogio on May 23, 2025, 10:44 PMThat is outstanding euphemism construction. 

Poetry in motion.
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Doc Hogaday

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 23, 2025, 08:45 PMFor $7 mil I'll put a live webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 23, 2025, 08:45 PMFor $7 mil I'll put a live webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.