Razorback Football

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BASS

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 23, 2025, 08:45 PMFor $7 mil I'll put a live webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Worth the monthly dues alone.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 23, 2025, 08:45 PMFor $7 mil I'll put a live webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

You have made some truly great posts over the years but this one will be hard to beat.  

egregious

Quote from: BleedinRed on May 24, 2025, 10:46 AMYou have made some truly great posts over the years but this one will be hard to beat. 

and how much is the streaming subscription?
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

buff2.0

Quote from: egregious on May 24, 2025, 09:57 PMand how much is the streaming subscription?

Governor already banned it in Arkansas.  Said it would remind people too much about that podium.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Texzilla

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 23, 2025, 01:40 PMI don't understand any of it. Sam is mediocre and a good human.

Chad was abysmal both as a coach and a human.

Houston was mediocre+ as a coach and a fairly crappy human.

I'm going to disagree with you.

Why do I want this team to lose to bama A&M and every game until this sack of shit is fired? Because there is no evidence anything else will get his ass fired. This is now a pro football team and expectations should be pro level performance of coaches and players.  Sam can't fucking coach baring a pandemic and an infusion of super seniors he didn't recruit.

I don't think he's a good person. Might be a nice person when required but he made a promise when he was hired:  it was his last job, and he'd quit if he wasn't getting it done and not need to be fired.  "I don't know what to do" should have been the exit. He was prepared to retire from Georgia if this job hadn't come along.  He's a thin skinned moron that refuses to accept any criticism.  He's a $7 mil shitball. 

Hy certainly bares some responsibility here but wee talking coaches.

Chad. A shitty coach and a shitty human. Terrible hire but he was gone when his incompetence truly erupted. Fast. Instead we'll likely have Sam til he dies.

Hootie.  I played against Hootie in youth football, a whiny ass little shit.  A teammate kneed him in the ballsack which was funny. I've hated him nearly 60 years but at least we had some vestiges of competitiveness.  He's a barely capable coach and a shitball human. 

Basically it's three turds. No difference:

Thin Red Swine

I don't want to see HY bare anything.

Usafhawg

Quote from: Texzilla on May 26, 2025, 12:10 PMI'm going to disagree with you.

Why do I want this team to lose to bama A&M and every game until this sack of shit is fired? Because there is no evidence anything else will get his ass fired. This is now a pro football team and expectations should be pro level performance of coaches and players.  Sam can't fucking coach baring a pandemic and an infusion of super seniors he didn't recruit.

I don't think he's a good person. Might be a nice person when required but he made a promise when he was hired:  it was his last job, and he'd quit if he wasn't getting it done and not need to be fired.  "I don't know what to do" should have been the exit. He was prepared to retire from Georgia if this job hadn't come along.  He's a thin skinned moron that refuses to accept any criticism.  He's a $7 mil shitball. 

Hy certainly bares some responsibility here but wee talking coaches.

Chad. A shitty coach and a shitty human. Terrible hire but he was gone when his incompetence truly erupted. Fast. Instead we'll likely have Sam til he dies.

Hootie.  I played against Hootie in youth football, a whiny ass little shit.  A teammate kneed him in the ballsack which was funny. I've hated him nearly 60 years but at least we had some vestiges of competitiveness.  He's a barely capable coach and a shitball human. 

Basically it's three turds. No difference:

Why wouldn't you want him to win every game?

Lurk

Quote from: Usafhawg on May 26, 2025, 01:57 PMWhy wouldn't you want him to win every game?

Which one is more likely?
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Usafhawg

Quote from: Lurk on May 26, 2025, 08:03 PMWhich one is more likely?

Actually, probably winning them all. There is a ZERO percent chance we lose to Alabama A&M.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Usafhawg on May 27, 2025, 06:51 AMActually, probably winning them all. There is a ZERO percent chance we lose to The Citadel

Me, in 1992. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

BleedinRed

Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 27, 2025, 07:41 AMMe, in 1992. 

LOL.  Thought the same thing.

Good news is, if that does happen, Tex's dream comes true.

Cornhogio

Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 27, 2025, 07:41 AMMe, in 1992. 

Ah, my first game as a season ticket holder. 
Never squat with your spurs on!

bigpig

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 23, 2025, 08:45 PMwhile I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

This is marvelous.

I am absolutely stealing it to get big laughs at the next family cook out
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Texzilla

Quote from: Usafhawg on May 26, 2025, 01:57 PMWhy wouldn't you want him to win every game?


He has shown he is incapable of coaching at a championship level.  He would have won four games with the 64 Hogs, though the badasses on that team would have murdered him. He is a 4-6 win coach.  He doesn't hate losing more than winning.  He's comfortable in it.  He's getting paid. So if we want a winning coach we need a new one.  He is a losing buffoon who really has little understanding of the actual
Game of football.  Hence his ongoing parade of stupid decisions, inexplicable actions, and odd losses. 

Do you really support this piece of shit? Do you really believe he can deliver a competitive SEC team? Do you think he serves the program, school, state and players in a good way? 

Usafhawg

Quote from: Texzilla on May 28, 2025, 06:02 PMHe has shown he is incapable of coaching at a championship level.  He would have won four games with the 64 Hogs, though the badasses on that team would have murdered him. He is a 4-6 win coach.  He doesn't hate losing more than winning.  He's comfortable in it.  He's getting paid. So if we want a winning coach we need a new one.  He is a losing buffoon who really has little understanding of the actual
Game of football.  Hence his ongoing parade of stupid decisions, inexplicable actions, and odd losses. 

Do you really support this piece of shit? Do you really believe he can deliver a competitive SEC team? Do you think he serves the program, school, state and players in a good way? 
Do you really want a team that you're a "fan" of to lose every game?
I do not.
I hated Dale just like most here, but I never wanted the Hogs to lose.

HTL

Quote from: Usafhawg on May 28, 2025, 08:34 PMDo you really want a team that you're a "fan" of to lose every game?
I do not.
I hated Dale just like most here, but I never wanted the Hogs to lose.
You're a t-shirt fan. Just stop.

Texzilla

Quote from: Usafhawg on May 28, 2025, 08:34 PMDo you really want a team that you're a "fan" of to lose every game?
I do not.
I hated Dale just like most here, but I never wanted the Hogs to lose.

Well that's why folks still show up for shitbags like the New York jets or Rice.  You want college ball for student athletes for OL Alma mater then go watch d3 ball.  This is pro shit 4D chess now.  Sam is playing pick up sticks.

You didn't answer my questions.  Are you loving Sam's nuts?

CFB is rapidly changing.  Sam was incapable of surfing the OG game and is totally inept at the new situation.  The game hasn't stopped evolving.  The SEC is going to leave the ncaa and this program needs to have a football coach that can operate like DVH and Calipari.  So I don't like being such a darksider on Sam that I want the team to collapse, but without Hy having such events force his hand it won't happen, and Sam Pittman will be here for the 2030 Hogs.  Swirling at the bottom of CFB.  A laughing stock. 

So sometimes you gotta make a sacrifice.  Cut off a leg to save the life. I'm thinking of the future.  And if the team craters against Bama A&M, then one of the coordinators takes over and makes a drive to the playoff. 

Natty_Ice

Things of that nature

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."