SEC Shorts is back

Started by buff2.0, Jun 21, 2023, 08:02 AM

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mde114

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 20, 2023, 11:40 AMExcept we don't register nearly that much.

Doormats usually don't. 

Exactly. Arkansas is an afterthought.

The Whyte Boar

Yeah, we're not good enough to make fun of that way.  We're Vandy.

Hogfan58

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 20, 2023, 12:05 PMYeah, we're not good enough to make fun of that way.  We're Vandy.

We're the Vandy of the West Division
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Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Nov 21, 2023, 06:14 AMWe're the Vandy of the West Division

But only for one more week.  

Starting next year we get to challenge Vandy for the overall title of "Vandy"

Texzilla

I'm guess we're on the sidelines at the bowl dance.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 22, 2023, 12:10 PMI'm guess we're on the sidelines at the bowl dance.

That's too kind. We're sitting at home with our mother.

buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 22, 2023, 12:17 PMThat's too kind. We're sitting at home with our mother.

We'll be buying Hope drinks all night until Mizzou grabs her up and takes her to the bathroom.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine


buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Too Big Pig

I predict we see a Petrino neck brace/return episode by the end of the week.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Too Big Pig on Nov 29, 2023, 01:07 PMI predict we see a Petrino neck brace/return episode by the end of the week.

Yes! He predated the Shorts era so this could be epic.

Maybe an It's a Wonderful Life theme since it's close to Christmas.

Texzilla

I have a feeling Arkansas will always be portrayed going forward with the neck brace.  Maybe the facial road rash.

Show-Me Hog

They get it.

The "you lost your QB so you have to be worse even though you kept winning games and ended up undefeated" is a completely nebulous and inapplicable premise for picking the "best 4 teams." SCOREBOARD.

https://fb.watch/oJCAuAN5lB/?mibextid=Nif5oz

buff2.0

Kept waiting for new guy Greg to go flying out of a window
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Texzilla

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Dec 04, 2023, 08:24 AMThey get it.

The "you lost your QB so you have to be worse even though you kept winning games and ended up undefeated" is a completely nebulous and inapplicable premise for picking the "best 4 teams." SCOREBOARD.

https://fb.watch/oJCAuAN5lB/?mibextid=Nif5oz

It's not just the QB.  The shunning of undefeated teams from weaker conferences is nothing new.  This is just the ACC being relegated to its chosen position as a weak sister. 

Would FSU be undefeated in SEC or Big 10 play? Or even Big12 or PAC?  Nope.  And at the end it's not a true tournament.  It's a made for TV event with the premise of a playoff.  And TV has influence and a CFP without an SEC is a ratings disaster.  So I have no issue with FSU left out.  Let em beat up on Georgia if they have something to prove.

Usafhawg

Quote from: Texzilla on Dec 04, 2023, 02:34 PMIt's not just the QB.  The shunning of undefeated teams from weaker conferences is nothing new.  This is just the ACC being relegated to its chosen position as a weak sister. 

Would FSU be undefeated in SEC or Big 10 play? Or even Big12 or PAC?  Nope.  And at the end it's not a true tournament.  It's a made for TV event with the premise of a playoff.  And TV has influence and a CFP without an SEC is a ratings disaster.  So I have no issue with FSU left out.  Let em beat up on Georgia if they have something to prove.

In my opinion,if they played Georgia's regular-season schedule, they're still undefeated. They did beat two SEC teams. Who knows what would've happened against Bama.

egregious

Quote from: Texzilla on Dec 04, 2023, 02:34 PMIt's not just the QB.  The shunning of undefeated teams from weaker conferences is nothing new.  This is just the ACC being relegated to its chosen position as a weak sister. 

Would FSU be undefeated in SEC or Big 10 play? Or even Big12 or PAC?  Nope.  And at the end it's not a true tournament.  It's a made for TV event with the premise of a playoff.  And TV has influence and a CFP without an SEC is a ratings disaster.  So I have no issue with FSU left out.  Let em beat up on Georgia if they have something to prove.

They beat the everloving shit out of LSU.  The ACC was 6-4 against the SEC and half the losses were by GT.  It is hard to get the SEC to play decent nonconference games in general.  They can get by beating each other to prove how good they are.

If any of the contending teams in the SEC lost their QB and won all their games we would be getting endless stories about how valiant they were to overcome that and win.

Excluding FSU was bullshit.
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buff2.0

Quote from: egregious on Dec 04, 2023, 05:34 PMThey beat the everloving shit out of LSU.  The ACC was 6-4 against the SEC and half the losses were by GT.  It is hard to get the SEC to play decent nonconference games in general.  They can get by beating each other to prove how good they are.

If any of the contending teams in the SEC lost their QB and won all their games we would be getting endless stories about how valiant they were to overcome that and win.

Excluding FSU was bullshit.

Fuck yes
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Texzilla

Quote from: egregious on Dec 04, 2023, 05:34 PMThey beat the everloving shit out of LSU.  The ACC was 6-4 against the SEC and half the losses were by GT.  It is hard to get the SEC to play decent nonconference games in general.  They can get by beating each other to prove how good they are.

If any of the contending teams in the SEC lost their QB and won all their games we would be getting endless stories about how valiant they were to overcome that and win.

Excluding FSU was bullshit.

Fuck the ACC and FSU.  We need that money Bama will bring.  FSU plays in a weakass conference and would not have been undefeated in a stronger conference. This issue of undefeated teams in weaker/smaller conferences is not new; ask BYU.  Fuck FSU. 

They can go beat Georgia. 

It's a made for TV event; not a real tournament.  And Disney and others pay a shitton of money for this.  The four best teams that bring eyeballs will be playing. The game we live with.  Had these idiots bought into JFB's original plan years ago we'd have a better system.  8 team divisions playing in 4 conferences.  So 64 teams.  Division winners play in 4 conference championships.  Win you're in.  8 > 4 > 2.  No debates. 

buff2.0

Quote from: Texzilla on Dec 04, 2023, 11:21 PMFuck the ACC and FSU.  We need that money Bama will bring.   

As has been said, that money is on the dresser waiting for us to clean ourselves off.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."