The Elephant in the Room Part II

[animal]

The Otherwhitemeat aint coming around is he? We'll just go ugly early and start this thread.

So who do you got for head coach moving forward.


Clear criteria

1. Gotta love that helmet
2. Can you call them hogs?
3. Did you grow up on a pig farm by chance?
4. Any spread elements in your game?
5. Is a big QB really just another TE?

[bigpig]

Mike Elko, Duke HC

Sean Lewis, Colorado OC

Mike Stoops, Kentucky HC?

[piglosopher]

Elko is who Id target first

Todd Monken?

[buff2.0]

Maybe this will be the time Gus says yes. 

I hope not, but I never get my way regarding these things.

[Natty_Ice]

Mike Elko, Duke HC


Mike Stoops, Kentucky HC?

  

[razor5396]

Maybe this will be the time Gus says yes. 

I hope not, but I never get my way regarding these things.

IF we hire Gus, my apathy will turn to hatred. I will actively cheer for the Hogs to lose. That fuck nut is not going to come here and use us for one last big pay day before he rides into the sunset all while the PTB back slap each other for finally bringing the Razorbacks out of the darkness only to lead us towards another decade of irrelevance.

[animal]

Lance Liepold (KU coach)

Mike Locksley (Maryland, former Bama assistant)

Mike Elko (Duke)

Willie Fritz (Tulane)

Chris Klieman (K-State)

Jamey Chadwell (Liberty)

Kane Wommack (Southern Alabama)

Bobby Petrino (the only correct answer but it won't happen because our football program isn't serious)

[TC]

Bobby, and its not even close.

He's going to get a HC gig somewhere.  Might as well be here.

[Pumpkin Escobar]

I'd like someone like Elko, but it will be Gus because we are Arkansad.

[hit_that_line]

Bobby, and its not even close.

He's going to get a HC gig somewhere.  Might as well be here.

Good lord he has less than zero chance to get a decent P5 gig.

[BleedinRed]

We should hire Mizzo's corch.  

[Son of Spam]

Just shut the football program down. We are never going to be competitive again, not in this league. And just wait until Texass and Oklahoma come in. Until we get some big black guys, we are screwed. Maybe Nolan was right. There isn't anything for black guys to do in Fayetteville. Not being racist, just stating fact. We need some mens.

[TC]

Good lord he has less than zero chance to get a decent P5 gig.

Sounds like a perfect fit for us then.

[Trigger7672]

Bobby, and its not even close.

He's going to get a HC gig somewhere.  Might as well be here.

Is he? Did you forget what happened when he went back to Louisville?

[hit_that_line]

Is he? Did you forget what happened when he went back to Louisville?

I'm sure he doesn't even watch college football. Left two programs in the gulag and can't recruit. Plus, he's an old man. What a hire!

[Son of Spam]

I think, as far as Bobby goes right now, he would be a hell of an OC. I think being a head coach is a little late.

[TC]

Is he? Did you forget what happened when he went back to Louisville?

I'm willing to put money on it, or a 12 pack of diet Dr pepper if you prefer.

Especially if A&M lucks into a 9 win season after going 5-7.

[Trigger7672]

I'm willing to put money on it, or a 12 pack of diet Dr pepper if you prefer.

Especially if A&M lucks into a 9 win season after going 5-7.

A 62 year old coach who peaked over a decade ago and has a sub .500 record his last 4 years as a HC? Yeah I'll pass.

[Hizog]

I'd at least give Dan Lanning a call.

[animal]

At any rate if you were looking around trying to figure out who the next SEC coaching opening was going to be from...I think you can look no further. Perhaps if we beat Alabama Saban will go out in the parking lot and light himself on fire.


Edit but the Florida coach is trying his best to be their Chad Morris