The Elephant in the Room Part II

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animal

#1100
Dec 29, 2023, 05:16 PM
Damn that sonic banana milk shake I had a couple hours ago is really cleaning me out. Can a feller get lactose intolerant in old age?
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

egregious

#1101
Dec 29, 2023, 05:18 PM
Quote from: animal on Dec 29, 2023, 05:16 PMDamn that sonic banana milk shake I had a couple hours ago is really cleaning me out. Can a feller get lactose intolerant in old age?

At least it tasted better than the colonoscopy stuff I guess.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Papa Pigeritus

#1102
Dec 29, 2023, 06:11 PM
Quote from: animal on Dec 29, 2023, 05:16 PMDamn that sonic banana milk shake I had a couple hours ago is really cleaning me out. Can a feller get lactose intolerant in old age?

That was the chili cheese coney.

BASS

#1103
Dec 30, 2023, 11:49 AM
Quote from: egregious on Dec 29, 2023, 05:18 PMAt least it tasted better than the colonoscopy stuff I guess.

This is me next Sunday. Yay.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

animal

#1104
Dec 30, 2023, 12:14 PM
Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Dec 29, 2023, 06:11 PMThat was the chili cheese coney.

I only had the shake. Now an hour or so before that I had a big mac but I mean who gets sick off a big mac. I'm still a bit woozy...kind of fucked me up a for a bit. Now I got a headache...think I'm getting somebodies covid flue crud from the office. I should probably go out and get some Pepto.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

egregious

#1105
Dec 31, 2023, 07:28 PM
Quote from: BASS on Dec 30, 2023, 11:49 AMThis is me next Sunday. Yay.

You get some great pics though.  Since we've been told we are all about dead we should have a colonoscopy thread and post pics.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Son of Spam

#1106
Dec 31, 2023, 07:40 PM
Quote from: egregious on Dec 31, 2023, 07:28 PMYou get some great pics though.  Since we've been told we are all about dead we should have a colonoscopy thread and post pics.
8x10 glossies.
Well, shit...

jethro

#1107
Dec 31, 2023, 08:29 PM
Quote from: Son of Spam on Dec 31, 2023, 07:40 PM8x10 glossies.
With circles an arrows on the back of each one, explaining what each one was.

buff2.0

#1108
Dec 31, 2023, 08:31 PM
I hope Jesus comes back or the muslims kill us all before the pics can be posted.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Papa Pigeritus

#1109
Jan 01, 2024, 07:06 AM
Quote from: jethro on Dec 31, 2023, 08:29 PMWith circles an arrows on the back of each one, explaining what each one was.

I prefer Olan Mills style with a faded headshot superimposed in the top left corner.

Looks great next to polyps.

SwahiliSteve

#1110
Jan 02, 2024, 02:10 PM
Quote from: animal on Dec 29, 2023, 05:16 PMDamn that sonic banana milk shake I had a couple hours ago is really cleaning me out. Can a feller get lactose intolerant in old age?
don't ever eat the shakes/ice cream from there. It's probably never cleaned and has mold and bacteria always growing in it. Will kill you
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

egregious

#1111
Jan 02, 2024, 02:14 PM
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jan 02, 2024, 02:10 PMdon't ever eat the shakes/ice cream from there. It's probably never cleaned and has mold and bacteria always growing in it. Will kill you

good thing Sir Fleming wasn't as narrow-minded as you

I checked the wiki for him to make sure I remembered the right guy and he used a "mould".  Maybe that is different.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

animal

#1112
Jan 02, 2024, 04:27 PM
Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Jan 02, 2024, 02:10 PMdon't ever eat the shakes/ice cream from there. It's probably never cleaned and has mold and bacteria always growing in it. Will kill you

There is definitely a correlation between me having a race with the devil to the toilet and me consuming a Sonic treat. Same thing happens anytime I eat fruit out of my parents refrigerator...an hour or two later I'm dying on the toilet. I guess as I am getting older my gut just can't take a little ecoli
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

animal

#1113
Oct 22, 2024, 04:31 PM
Quote from: hit_that_line on Nov 27, 2023, 11:40 AMLebby and Briles gonna have KJ as a Heisman finalist next year.

@TC 

Well this is close enough
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

hit_that_line

#1114
Oct 22, 2024, 05:20 PM
Quote from: animal on Oct 22, 2024, 04:31 PM@TC

Well this is close enough

That was clearly a joke when it was known Briles was trying to leave. I know you don't follow football, but those two coaches are at different schools. The autism rate here and not understanding social cues is off the charts.

TC

#1115
Oct 22, 2024, 06:04 PM
Quote from: hit_that_line on Oct 22, 2024, 05:20 PMThat was clearly a joke when it was known Briles was trying to leave. I know you don't follow football, but those two coaches are at different schools. The autism rate here and not understanding social cues is off the charts.

Ohhh, going with the, "Hey I was just kidding around fellas," defense. Bold strategy, Cotton.

Just say you don't know football bro. Your Heisman finalist is now a 3rd stringer at a middle Florida school.

Cardiac Hog

#1116
Oct 22, 2024, 08:18 PM
Quote from: hit_that_line on Oct 22, 2024, 05:20 PMThat was clearly a joke when it was known Briles was trying to leave. I know you don't follow football, but those two coaches are at different schools. The autism rate here and not understanding social cues is off the charts.

The time stamp on that quote is Nov 27, 2023.  Do you think Briles was our OC last year? 

wmr

#1117
Oct 22, 2024, 09:28 PM
Quote from: hit_that_line on Oct 22, 2024, 05:20 PMThe autism rate here

is what makes this the best Razorback-related board.
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

BleedinRed

#1118
Oct 23, 2024, 08:59 AM
Quote from: wmr on Oct 22, 2024, 09:28 PMis what makes this the best Razorback-related board.

Have you read P&R and the Travel Channel forums?  Our autism is more than just the Razorbacks. 

olive_branch_hog

#1119
Oct 23, 2024, 09:48 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 23, 2024, 08:59 AMHave you read P&R and the Travel Channel forums?  Our autism is more than just the Razorbacks. 

It's full-blown Asperger's at this point.
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