The Elephant in the Room Part II

Started by animal, Sep 30, 2023, 03:38 PM

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Texzilla

Friday after getting assraped by 50 points, Sam will be titty fucked by that goober Drinkshitz at the 50 yard line.  HY can enjoy seeing his coach splooged in the face and heading to the lockers in shame. 

 

buff2.0

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 21, 2023, 08:51 AMFriday after getting assraped by 50 points, Sam will be titty fucked by that goober Drinkshitz at the 50 yard line.  HY can enjoy seeing his coach splooged in the face and heading to the lockers in shame. 

 

This has not been my proudest fap ever.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

AporkalypseNow

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 21, 2023, 08:51 AMFriday after getting assraped by 50 points, Sam will be titty fucked by that goober Drinkshitz at the 50 yard line.  HY can enjoy seeing his coach splooged in the face and heading to the lockers in shame. 

 

To get one of our classiest posters to descend into this abyss...

This is what our program's become.

egregious

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 21, 2023, 07:27 AMIt's not exactly "assholy" but it's not good.

I am sure at some point you have done performance reviews with an employee. Let's say you're doing one with an employee who really missed the mark this year. A paralegal who could not get things ready for filing. A secretary who could not write in English.

So you're going over those things with the employee, and being direct that they really need to be improved, or you might have to find someone else for the position. If their response is, "if you replace me, you're rolling the dice it might get worse," what's your confidence that the employee is getting it and will try hard to improve? Low to very low, I would think.

missing the important tidbit - how hot is she?
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

egregious

Quote from: AporkalypseNow on Nov 21, 2023, 10:25 AMTo get one of our classiest posters to descend into this abyss...

This is what our program's become.

This is called a heel turn in wrasslin'.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

jdcatty

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 21, 2023, 08:44 AMSpeaking of Friday, I have never wanted to beat Missouri more.

It's a damn shame.

I agree
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

bigpig

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 21, 2023, 11:08 AMI agree

I think it's time we accept the fact that Missouri is our rival. Every one of their fans seem to hate our program, their coach has a hard-on to beat us every year, they recruit directly against us, they're geographic neighbors, the games are usually competitive, and there's a strong tension whenever we play them in either fball or bball.

Missouri is it.

Texas has OU
A&M has Texas
Ole Miss has Miss St

Missouri is all we have.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: bigpig on Nov 21, 2023, 11:40 AMI think it's time we accept the fact that Missouri is our rival. Every one of their fans seem to hate our program, their coach has a hard-on to beat us every year, they recruit directly against us, they're geographic neighbors, the games are usually competitive, and there's a strong tension whenever we play them in either fball or bball.

Missouri is it.

Texas has OU
A&M has Texas
Ole Miss has Miss St

Missouri is all we have.

If everybody gets only one, that still leaves LSU for us.

Third_down_draw

Quote from: bigpig on Nov 21, 2023, 11:40 AMI think it's time we accept the fact that Missouri is our rival. Every one of their fans seem to hate our program, their coach has a hard-on to beat us every year, they recruit directly against us, they're geographic neighbors, the games are usually competitive, and there's a strong tension whenever we play them in either fball or bball.

Missouri is it.

Texas has OU
A&M has Texas
Ole Miss has Miss St

Missouri is all we have.

Since 2014
2-7 Record
192-300 Points Scored

They aren't our rival, they our daddy.

DrMongoose

I wish he would make up his mind.

After getting all pissy about being asked about his job status Saturday and all that shit about his wife's feelings and recruiting being hurt,  he says this on Monday

"I'll say this: I think when you sign up for the SEC, you have to win. It's here, [Texas] A&M, Mississippi State, Alabama, wherever, you've got to win.
"If you don't, there's opportunities for you to be unemployed. That's just how it is and that's what we sign up for."

Phat Pelphrey is 4-11 in his last 15 SEC games.

I was surprised by upbeat nature of this from Fayettevillians

https://www.fayvillains.com/2023/11/19/the-day-after-week-12-2/
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Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 21, 2023, 03:50 PMI wish he would make up his mind.

After getting all pissy about being asked about his job status Saturday and all that shit about his wife's feelings and recruiting being hurt,  he says this on Monday

"I'll say this: I think when you sign up for the SEC, you have to win. It's here, [Texas] A&M, Mississippi State, Alabama, wherever, you've got to win.
"If you don't, there's opportunities for you to be unemployed. That's just how it is and that's what we sign up for."

Phat Pelphrey is 4-11 in his last 15 SEC games.

I was surprised by upbeat nature of this from Fayettevillians

https://www.fayvillains.com/2023/11/19/the-day-after-week-12-2/
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Now he's just rubbing it in. He thinks he's bulletproof so he can spout these platitudes. He's a fatter Nutt.

But I'm sticking with my new nickname for him.

O'sama bin Eatin'

mde114

#891
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 21, 2023, 04:15 PMNow he's just rubbing it in. He thinks he's bulletproof so he can spout these platitudes. He's a fatter Nutt.

But I'm sticking with my new nickname for him.

O'sama bin Eatin'

Sam really needs a great effort from his team Friday.

That 4-11 would get any other SEC coach fired on Friday.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 21, 2023, 04:22 PMSam really needs a great effort from his team Friday.


Sorry, it's not in the down-up-down-up algorithm.

Although the FIU effort was about half of each.


flash23

I have no idea how much Mike Irwin knows - I'm betting it's about as much as the average poster here - but he's on Twitter saying there's a better chance for a new OC than there is a new OLine coach. Keeping that guy should be enough to fire for cause if that's true.

buff2.0

This sounds crazy, I know, but what if the new OC were to want to bring their own OL coach?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 21, 2023, 05:42 PMThis sounds crazy, I know, but what if the new OC were to want to bring their own OL coach?

Ain't nobody gonna move Sam's boy out of there.

Piggielicious

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 21, 2023, 05:42 PMThis sounds crazy, I know, but what if the new OC were to want to bring their own OL coach?
That would be great, but this is Arkansas football so the interim OC will probably become the permanent OC and keep the current OL coach.

animal

I graduated high school in the state of Missouri so I know what I have to do I just don't know I have the strength to do it. I could switch teams, all it would take is a t-shirt and whammy...suddenly Missouri becomes teh suck. Happens every time...it's part of the reason I never buy hog t-shirts or hats anymore.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 21, 2023, 05:42 PMThis sounds crazy, I know, but what if the new OC were to want to bring their own OL?

This sounds better.

Ray Zorback

Quote from: animal on Nov 21, 2023, 06:08 PMI graduated high school in the state of Missouri so I know what I have to do I just don't know I have the strength to do it. I could switch teams, all it would take is a t-shirt and whammy...suddenly Missouri becomes teh suck. Happens every time...it's part of the reason I never buy hog t-shirts or hats anymore.

Go ahead and feel free to get a Phillies hat also.
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful