The Elephant in the Room Part II

Started by animal, Sep 30, 2023, 03:38 PM

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The Whyte Boar

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 25, 2023, 10:07 AMI don't think Sam has the balls to hire him. That would be a huge middle finger to Razorback fans.

Who the fuck else is going to shitcan his career by stepping into this mess?  We're too toxic for Dowell Loggains to come home.  Let that sink in for a minute.

animal

What we need is some black Santa up in this bitch
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

hit_that_line

As jacked as I am right now and with 3 years eligibility left, not sure I shouldn't get some run at LB next year.

BASS

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 25, 2023, 07:15 AMYou forgot to add Fountain.

Why would any respectable coach with any ambition want to join Tommy Boy's staff ?

Tommy boy is a perfect description
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

CardHog


Zoso

Quote from: CardHog on Nov 25, 2023, 11:15 AMSo, happy ending?

Can Pittman sell HALF A MILLION BRAKE PADS?!?!?!?

hit_that_line

Sounds like UNLV OC. Know nothing about their offense. Odom will love that lol.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Quote from: hit_that_line on Nov 25, 2023, 11:36 AMSounds like UNLV OC. Know nothing about their offense. Odom will love that lol.

Makes sense. It's going to be a minority hire first and foremost.  With that said, we could do worse I think. Guy seems to be a good OC. 

animal

We may be headed for the dreaded coach in waiting bit which is the same as saying Sam is double secret fired but not really.

Anyone worth a flying fuck isn't coming to this shit show without assurance that they get to ride the bike in a couple years plus get a healthy buyout package.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HogOfWar

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 25, 2023, 11:40 AMABC

Anyone
But
Chaney

The more I think about it, the more I believe it will happen. God help us.

I am thinking Muss fell into Hunter's lap like Petrino fell into Long's, if this happens.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Rific


Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 25, 2023, 08:03 AMFirst year defensive staff, roster recruited by Pittman, offense that can't give the defense a break.  You can be angry at the whole fucking thing, just don't wonder about why the rest of the world thinks Arkansans are retarded by default. 

The defense held every conference team except Auburn under their season average for total yards. The improvement from the last few years was the lone bright spot if there is one to be found.  With the shit sandwich Williams was dealt I don't know that he could have done much better. 

DirkPiggler

Quote from: hit_that_line on Nov 25, 2023, 11:36 AMSounds like UNLV OC. Know nothing about their offense. Odom will love that lol.

Would be about the best possible option. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

piglosopher

GT's OC is another name I've heard.

Supposedly he was Monken's right hand man and Stetson has credited him a lot with their success.

hit_that_line

I can't believe we got manhandled by a Drinkwitz team. Look at that pussy the way he held that cigar in post-game. Probably the same way he caresses a cock in his mouth. This is worse than Chad.

buff2.0

I bet he doesn't even caress it.  He probably just holds there it until the swelling goes down, the lights-on missionary style of blowjobs.  0/10 on the Ruddy scale, would not recommend.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 25, 2023, 12:06 PMGT's OC is another name I've heard.

Supposedly he was Monken's right hand man and Stetson has credited him a lot with their success.
word is an offer will be made after their game today.

buff2.0

So the ex-assistant to a guy that's really good. Isn't Cody Kennedy the right hand protege to Sam? That worked out well.

Sam lied to us when he said coaches from all over wanted to coach for him. Or maybe he just meant "from all over Georgia".
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

snoots

As others have mentioned, I don't see why a decent OC would consider coming to Arkansas to work on what is likely a lame duck staff for one year unless it is a tryout for HC.

Edit: decent D1 OC.

vegashog

Quote from: snoots on Nov 25, 2023, 02:25 PMAs others have mentioned, I don't see why a decent OC would consider coming to Arkansas to work on what is likely a lame duck staff for one year unless it is a tryout for HC.
it's going to be a two year contract for at least $2 million, that's why.

if the slide continues who do you think will get the blame. not the oc. but if somehow there's improvement guess who's stock will get a huge boost. there's going to be folks out there that will take that chance for a couple of million bucks.