Hogs vs Bama——Baseball

Started by Son of Spam, Apr 11, 2024, 10:33 AM

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Feral

Is this ESPN crew comprised of high school A/V club volunteers?

Production value is horrendous. On top of the game being dropped a few times, they keep missing the play, bad camera angles, and messed up (and rewound) replays.

Son of Spam

#81
Top of the fourth.

McLaughlin leads off. Their pitcher looks like he is trying to take out another catcher. McLaughlin flies out to right. 1 away.

Helfrick goes down looking. 2 away.

Holt singles to right.

Diggs takes a ball. Hilt steals second after the throw to first. Under review. Called safe on the field. Safe after review. Holt at second. 1-2 count on Diggs. Diggs flies out to right center.

Hogs trail 2-0 mid 4.
Well, shit...

Cornhogio

Quote from: Feral on Apr 13, 2024, 06:00 PMIs this ESPN crew comprised of high school A/V club volunteers?

Production value is horrendous. On top of the game being dropped a few times, they keep missing the play, bad camera angles, and messed up (and rewound) replays.

A camera man that can't find the ball.
Never squat with your spurs on!

Son of Spam

#83
Bottom of the fourth.

McCants leads off. Flies out to short center. 1 away.

Sleight 0-2 count now full...again. Goes down swinging. :sitdown: 2 away.

Gonoreah ( or something like that) flies out to right.

Hogs trail 2-0 after 4.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#84
Top of the fifth.

White leads off. Flies out to right. 1 away.

Wilmsmeyer flies out to short right. 2 away.

Stovall pile drives one over the right field fence! Hogs trail 2-1.

Aloy goes down looking.

Hogs get a run back but trail 2-1 mid 5.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#85
Bottom of the fifth.

Eblin leads off. Flies out to center. 1 away.

Miller grounds out to Aloy. 2 away.

Petrutz goes down swinging. :sitdown:

Hogs trail 2-1 after 5.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#86
Top of the sixth. New pitcher for Bama. (RHP)

J SLott leads off. Drives one over the fence in center! Game tied 2-2!

McLaughlin grounds out to second. 1 away.

Helfrick fouls out to the catcher. 2 away.

Holt goes down swinging at ball 4.

Game tied 2-2 mid 6.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#87
Bottom of the sixth.

Lebron leads off. Runs the count full. Flies out to right center. 1 away.

Hodo singles to right.

Snell goes down swinging. :sitdown: 2 away.

McCants runs the count full. Flies out to deep left.

Game tied 2-2 after 6.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#88
Top of the seventh.

Diggs leads off. Full count. Swings at strike three in the dirt. 1 away. Diggs is the new Rowland.

White looks at strike three right down Broadway. 2 away.

Wilmsmeyer flies out to right.

2-2 mid 7.
Well, shit...

Hogworth Ballington III

App just went to crap for me

Son of Spam

#90
Bottom of the seventh. Foutch in to pitch.

Sleight leads off. Goes down swinging. :sitdown: 1 away.

Gonorrhea (or something like that) walks. 1 on.

Eblin is HBP. Runners at first and second. 1 out.

Miller hits into a 4-6 DP. Great play/catch by Stovall and the throw to second to double off Gonorrhea.

Game tied 2-2 after 7.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa


Son of Spam

Top of the eighth.

Stovall grounds out 3-1. 1 away.

Aloy flies out to deep right center. 2 away.

J SLott flies out to center.

Game tied 2-2 mid 8.
Well, shit...

Son of Spam

#93
Bottom of the eighth.

Petrutz leads off. Grounds out to Aloy behind second. 1 away.

Lebron runs the count full. Walks on strike three. 1 on.

Hodo flies out to left. Runner holds. 2 away.

Snell singles to left. Runners at first and second. 2 outs.

Pitching change.... Hewlett in to pitch.

McCants singles to,right. Run scores. Turds lead 3-2. Runners at second and third. 2 outs.

Hamiter pinch hitting. Runs the count full. Walks. Bases loaded, 2 outs.

Gonnorhea grounds out to first.

Bloody Turds lead 3-2 after 8.
Well, shit...

Hognrock


Son of Spam

#95
Top of the ninth. Mary Jane's Last Dance. New pitcher for Bama. (WHP)

McLaughlin leads off. Goes down swinging. 1 away.

Helfrick grounds out on a nice play by the SS. 2 away.

Holt HOMERS to left! Game tied 3-3!

Diggs singles on a swinging bunt.

White up. Diggs takes second. Goes down looking at a ball that nearly hits him.

Game tied 3-3 mid 9.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa


HogglyWoggly


DirkPiggler

Hello. 

Just checking in to say FUCK YO COUCH JOE "I MURDERED MY INTERN" SCARBOROUGH on behalf of my brother in Christ Peyton Holt!
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Cornhogio

Ump has an Angel Hernandez vibe going.
Never squat with your spurs on!