Hogs vs South Cackalacky——Baseball

[Vito Porkleone]

Top 9

Aloy K's because McCoy throws with the wrong arm.  1 out.

McLaughlin walks.  Runner on 1st.

Souza K's.  Come on kid.  2 outs.

Holt wears one as it grazes his shirt.  SC coach argues and promptly gets ejected.  Sit down bitch.  Hogs on 1st & 2nd.  Now there's a crew chief challenge.  FML.  Clearly grazes some shirt.  Back to the action.

Diggs (can we get him a slumpbuster), walks.  Sacks full of Pigs.

Lovich due up, but Helfrick will PH.  Now another mound visit brought to you by...  fuck it, I don't know.  Helfrick grounds out to 3rd for the last out.  Hogs have 14 LOB tonight.


We go to the bottom of the 9th.  Hogs lead 2 - 1.

[rzrbkfan69]

No, Hogs will have an offensive explosion and Smith will pitch a complete game in Game 1 to win 10-1
Then I'll book a nonrefundable hotel room in Omaha for an outrageous amount
Then we drop Game 2 and Game 3 by scores of 3-2 and and 2-1. 

To a team like NC State

[Sus-Scrofa]

Announcer doing everything he can do not to say that the crowd sucks.

[Son of Spam]

HA! Coach gets tossed. And then we get to see South Carolina's version of Rick B. without the wig.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Probably worked to SC's advantage 

[Too Big Pig]

Anyone but Diggs here.

[Son of Spam]

Probably worked to SC's advantage

Probably get a payback call that decides the game.

[Hizog]

We got some weeeeeeping gashes in the stands tonight.

[Barton Fink]

This USC-E announcer has always been the awful. From Kopps "slider" to Wallace's HR and tonight, he's the worst in the business.

[Sus-Scrofa]

3 up 3 down, let's do this easy

[Son of Spam]

Do they just have two commercials they play on replay all the time?

[Son of Spam]

3 up 3 down, let's do this easy

We never do anything easy.

[Doc Hogaday]

Their whole production has been off. From the audio all the way back to the graphic to start the game that had 3 of their guys starting at "PH".

[Cornhogio]

South Carolina could get boofed on calls forever and it wouldn't make up for Perry fucknuts in Omaha.

[Vito Porkleone]

Top 9

Gaeckle still on the bump for the Hogs.

Lecroy strikes out.  Sit down bitch.  1 out.

Brinling K's.  Sit the fuck down.  2 outs.

Jackson in to PH for Tippett, runs the count full and hits one into LC.  Ends up on 2nd.

Messina intentionally walked.  Cocks on 1st & 2nd.  Stone Hewlitt (cue up the Alice In Chains) coming in for Gaeckle.  So this pitching change is brought to you by Jerry Cantrell. 

Noland grounds out weakly to 1st, and that's the ballgame.  HOGS WIN!


Your Arkansas Razorbacks  2
South Cackalackey.             1

[Sus-Scrofa]

Our catcher must talk some shit 

[Feral]

We never do anything easy.

Ever

[Cardiac Hog]

DVH with some questionable decisions tonight.  Hopefully this one works out

[Piggielicious]

Good win

[Son of Spam]

@Vito Porkleone ...nice win! Welcome to the booth!