The Elephant in the Room Part II

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red death

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 04, 2023, 10:46 PMGod you're a weeping gash. No.

The fact that he bumblefucked his way to a win against one of the worst Florida teams in history is not worth a baker's fuck to redemption.

I guess you can't read. 

I never said it did nor anything of the sort.  Let me help you out:

I said, because he's been competitive all year and has won a couple bowl games, he deserves next year. 

That is called an opinion.   Like yours, mine doesn't mean shit.  But whether or not you weep and gnash your teeth, Sam will be here next year. 

I promise, you agreeing with me or not makes no difference to anything.

Nor does you thinking Sam redeemed himself or even needs redemption mean anything.   

"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

jdcatty

Quote from: red death on Nov 05, 2023, 12:29 PMI guess you can't read. 

I never said it did nor anything of the sort.  Let me help you out:

I said, because he's been competitive all year and has won a couple bowl games, he deserves next year. 

That is called an opinion.   Like yours, mine doesn't mean shit.  But whether or not you weep and gnash your teeth, Sam will be here next year. 

I promise, you agreeing with me or not makes no difference to anything.

Nor does you thinking Sam redeemed himself or even needs redemption mean anything.   



I pretty much agree with this.

And I certainly agree with the premise that Sam will be here next year.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: red death on Nov 05, 2023, 12:29 PMI guess you can't read. 

I never said it did nor anything of the sort.  Let me help you out:

I said, because he's been competitive all year and has won a couple bowl games, he deserves next year. 

That is called an opinion.   Like yours, mine doesn't mean shit.  But whether or not you weep and gnash your teeth, Sam will be here next year. 

I promise, you agreeing with me or not makes no difference to anything.

Nor does you thinking Sam redeemed himself or even needs redemption mean anything.   



Were you saying this before the win yesterday?

Yes, we were "competitive" in a four point loss at home to Mississippi State.

Trigger7672

The A&M game didn't feel very competitive to me. So great we're stuck with a mediocre coach who hit his ceiling in his second season as a head coach. Sweet.

buff2.0

Quote from: Trigger7672 on Nov 06, 2023, 07:43 AMThe A&M game didn't feel very competitive to me. So great we're stuck with a mediocre coach who hit his ceiling in his second season as a head coach. Sweet.

We really hung with them in the 3rd quarter
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Feral

Breaking news: Sam still sucks and needs to be fired

buff2.0

It looks like there's dozens of people left in the stands behind Freeze.  That's the visitor section isn't it.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Looking at the Big 10 scores today, isn't it about time we complete that trade with Wisconsin with the Fatass to be Named Later?

Son of Spam

We need to quit hiring old MFers close to retirement and get a young guy who will keep up with the football trends and give us something new. The game has passed Tittman by.
Well, shit...

Piggielicious

Quote from: Son of Spam on Nov 11, 2023, 06:24 PMWe need to quit hiring old MFers close to retirement and get a young guy who will keep up with the football trends and give us something new. The game has passed Tittman by.
They need to quit hiring coaches that suck.

DrMongoose

#650
there was a window of opportunity and we blew it with bad hires (a head coach with ZERO power five wins then a guy who has only been a position coach), but that's what we do in football because we have no idea what it takes in the SEC or in the modern game today because we still think what worked in the 60s with JFB will still work today.

money isn't the only answer either.

https://x.com/RedditCFB/status/1723496787003183216?s=20
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

egregious

stupid take on Reddit, even losing spending hand over fist means money really is driving everything, they still can't keep up.  You have to spend the money WISELY.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Thin Red Swine

Could we just try hiring a guy who is within a zip code of his playing days' waist size?

And not an Aggie?

Please?  I don't ask for much.

Papa Pigeritus

I don't care if they trot Rocky Dennis out there to coach.

Just win.

The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 05, 2023, 08:15 PMI pretty much agree with this.

And I certainly agree with the premise that Sam will be here next year.

Asking for a friend...do you still think this after tonight??



I did until an hour or so ago...

DrMongoose

did anyone really think a career position coach with zero head coaching experience was going to be able to go head to head with Saban, Kirby and the rest of the SEC?

that's like hiring a tv analyst to be your head coach, oh wait..........
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Nov 11, 2023, 07:58 PMAsking for a friend...do you still think this after tonight??



I did until an hour or so ago...

Do tell.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 11, 2023, 08:07 PMdid anyone really think a career position coach with zero head coaching experience was going to be able to go head to head with Saban, Kirby and the rest of the SEC?

that's like hiring a tv analyst to be your head coach, oh wait..........

I said it was dumb at the time, then drank the KoolAid like everyone else when it appeared to work.

Colin Cowherd always says career assistants are career assistants for a reason.

bigpig

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 11, 2023, 08:07 PMdid anyone really think a career position coach with zero head coaching experience was going to be able to go head to head with Saban, Kirby and the rest of the SEC?

that's like hiring a tv analyst to be your head coach, oh wait..........

I mean, I don't think fans at this point are even expecting a HC who can beat Saban or Kirby. I think most are satisfied with simple competence. Demanding competence isn't asking too much.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

BleedinRed

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 11, 2023, 08:07 PMdid anyone really think a career position coach with zero head coaching experience was going to be able to go head to head with Saban, Kirby and the rest of the SEC?

that's like hiring a tv analyst to be your head coach, oh wait..........

It's like trying to win the Indy 500 riding a llama.