The Elephant in the Room Part II

Started by animal, Sep 30, 2023, 03:38 PM

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HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Zoso

Fuck the B1G! Come on down Coach Harbaw!!!

HogOfWar

Quote from: Zoso on Nov 11, 2023, 09:27 PMFuck the B1G! Come on down Coach Harbaw!!!

As long as he didn't commit adultery, he is good to go.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 11, 2023, 09:37 PMAs long as he didn't commit adultery, he is good to go.

We also need a cornrow background check.

Writing love letters to the AD is encouraged. Being an Aggie with minimal G5 success who works 90% remotely is preferred.

The job description practically writes itself.

bigpig

re Hunter Yurachek's hiring ability, I'll take solace in the fact that he all but had Lane brought here, but told him no when he asked for us to match Ole Miss' late counter offer. Lane basically said yes and then did the Lane thing.

Lane is the type of coach we need to be going after, other than his being a flake of a person.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Pinkphiloyd

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 11, 2023, 08:07 PMdid anyone really think a career position coach with zero head coaching experience was going to be able to go head to head with Saban, Kirby and the rest of the SEC?

that's like hiring a tv analyst to be your head coach, oh wait..........

I was extremely skeptical, but at the same time, hopeful.  Mostly because I had heard that he was some kind of elite recruiter and he'd be able to bring in all kinds of crazy ass talent.  Also, I remember thinking to myself, "well, one things for sure. We'll never have to worry about having good o-line play."

Whoops.

buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 11, 2023, 09:48 PMWe also need a cornrow background check.

Writing love letters to the AD is encouraged. Being an Aggie with minimal G5 success who works 90% remotely is preferred.

The job description practically writes itself.

Ability to count to two chinstraps

"Look at this helmet.  Do you love it?"
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: bigpig on Nov 12, 2023, 07:49 AMre Hunter Yurachek's hiring ability, I'll take solace in the fact that he all but had Lane brought here, but told him no when he asked for us to match Ole Miss' late counter offer. Lane basically said yes and then did the Lane thing.

Lane is the type of coach we need to be going after, other than his being a flake of a person.

Yeah, we haven't been able to lose to Georgia by five touchdowns often enough as it is.

RazorB

Seriously, the UA has to hire a football-minded coach first instead of a "good for the university" coach. Petrino showed it could be done at a time the SEC West was the toughest in the nation with 1, 2, and 3 being from the west. That's really quite an accomplishment. Had LSU and Bama been just a little weaker we might have played for the SEC title and National Championship.


animal

Pittman was refreshing at the time for his bringing some measure of professionalism to the sidelines but after the exit of Odom and Briles we see a self admitted over his head career assistant coach take a bunch of kids and turn them into Sun Belt quality players.

No excuse to not part ways after A&M being willing to be on the hook for 75 mil.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Hizog

Quote from: Pinkphiloyd on Nov 12, 2023, 07:53 AMI was extremely skeptical, but at the same time, hopeful.  Mostly because I had heard that he was some kind of elite recruiter and he'd be able to bring in all kinds of crazy ass talent.  Also, I remember thinking to myself, "well, one things for sure. We'll never have to worry about having good o-line play."

Whoops.

This is pretty much exactly what I thought. You can win a lot of football games with a great O line. That's now become exhibit A on why he need to go.

Pinkphiloyd

Buddy just sent me a screenshot from Hawgsports that says Pittman is definitely out and Gus is likely in.  I'm done forever if and when we hire that cheating piece of no good shit.

Pinkphiloyd

I just figured out how to attach shit from my phone.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Pinkphiloyd on Nov 12, 2023, 11:11 AMBuddy just sent me a screenshot from Hawgsports that says Pittman is definitely out and Gus is likely in.  I'm done forever if and when we hire that cheating piece of no good shit.

You need a new buddy.

https://247sports.com/college/arkansas/

vegashog

yeah, that looks like a reliable source. probably best to stay away from twitterx for a bit.

razor5396

Quote from: Pinkphiloyd on Nov 12, 2023, 11:11 AMBuddy just sent me a screenshot from Hawgsports that says Pittman is definitely out and Gus is likely in.  I'm done forever if and when we hire that cheating piece of no good shit.

If Gus is in I am done. Done. Basketball and Baseball. Done

mde114


buff2.0

Put me in the camp of being done with Arkansas football if we hire that chump
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pinkphiloyd

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 12, 2023, 11:14 AMyeah, that looks like a reliable source. probably best to stay away from twitterx for a bit.

Stretch out with your feelings.  You know it's true.

Cerdo

Meanwhile the usual dipshits want to remind everyone that we kick ass in tennis or volleyball.  We are SEC royalty.